Nov. 5th, 2012

drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT [livejournal.com profile] philosiraptors DREW ME?

DID YOU?

GO LOOK, I'LL WAIT.

I had to go take a victory lap when I saw it because it's ALL MY DREAMS. I have been wanting Derek+babies since FOREVER and B-Rex is a beautiful boat of dreams.

UNFORT IT'S RAMPED UP MY BABY FIXATION LIKE CRAZY. Y'all know all those fics where Stiles finds a baby and takes care of it and everyone's mega aroused? I LOVE THOSE FICS.

But now I desperately need fic where they find a baby and Derek takes it home and everyone's like PROBS THAT BABY IS GOING TO EAT A LIVE WIRE!! But Derek is actually a great caretaker because babies' needs are simple as hell and Derek don't have a job or outside interests so it's not like he can't be up all night with a baby.

I'm obsessed with there being fic written exactly to the drawing where Derek takes the baby to the park in his sling (BECAUSE STROLLERS ARE BULLSHIT. WHO PUTS A BABY IN THE VULNERABLE POSITION OUT IN FRONT? DEREK WILL BE STRAPPING HIS BABY TO HIS CHEST WHERE HE CAN BE EASILY PROTECTING IT YO) and gazes pensively out over the water and is like, "life is pain, sweetheart, and anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something," and the baby is like, relentlessly cheerful and is like COO. I LOVE DUCKS. I LOVE MY HANDS. I LOVE BEING OUTSIDE and Derek is helplessly charmed. HE TRIES SO HARD TO EXPLAIN PAIN AND MISERY AND LOWER HIS CHILD'S EXPECTATIONS BUT THEY SHAN'T BE LOWERED.

UGH I WANT SO MUCH DAD DEREK FIC NOW. THANKS B-REX, YOU JERK.

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