drunktuesdays: ([1D] HARRY <3S LOUIS)
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CAN'T DEAL WITH IT

I AM INFURIATED THAT I AM NOT READING A BILLION HIGHLY EXPLICIT PORNFICS ABOUT THEM. Like, are you kidding? What a problem for me. Guess I'll have to go back to watching the way he curls his knee in. TRAGEDY.

Date: 2012-04-26 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
SHAME IS RIGHT. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

LOOK AT THEIR RIDICULOUS HAIR. THEY ARE 12. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Date: 2012-04-26 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
ONE OF THEM IS ONLY FOUR YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME. ENTIRELY ACCEPTABLE.

Plus livejournal was founded on the right to want to bang teenagers. SUCK A KOALA STD.

Date: 2012-04-26 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com
I will not lie, that is the greatest comeback in all the land

OH KOALAS AND THEIR CHLAMYDIA

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Date: 2012-04-26 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
This is a CRAPPY comeback. How can you suck an STD? IT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE.

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Date: 2012-04-27 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com
that is the best comeback i have ever seen, my hand to god. LOVE YOU, LEA.

Date: 2012-04-26 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
Brenna keeps talking about this scenario where Harry (or Louis???) is only into makeouts for funsies but then Louis (or Harry) is like ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU MY WHOLE LIFE EXCUSE ME WHILE I PINE TO DEATH. But I guess One Direction fic is not just all 60,000 words fics with that exact plot? Which is a shame, because I love me some teenage fumbling/pining. Even if they do have terrible hair/I will never be able to tell which one is which.

Date: 2012-04-26 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LOUIS IS THE ONE SITTING DOWN AND HARRY IS THE ONE WHISPERING IN HIS EAR. Also let me tell you, I found out Tuesday that Louis is pronounced Lou-ee and it is considered HUMILIATING for you if a teenie catches you calling him Lewis and I am SO GLAD I avoided embarrassing myself in front of preteens. PHEW.

Brenna is my Patronus except for that particular desire because she wants Louis pining for Harry real bad but I want the opposite because I feel in literally ever scenario, Louis is like LOL WE'RE SILLY I LIKE TEASING and Harry is like "I could not be more deadly serious about how much I want to do you against a glass shower."

CHECK IT, exactly two weeks ago [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna legit said "the only thing keeping me out of this fandom is that I can't tell them apart. One of them should be blond." NOW SHE IS ABLE TO ACCURATELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOUIS AND A GIRL WITH A PONYTAIL IN BED SO THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

Date: 2012-04-26 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
Also let me tell you that there's not just no 60,000 word fics, there's almost NO fic. And what little there is is labeled x-factor slash in AO3 which cracks me up to NO end.

Date: 2012-04-26 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
What is even the point of One Direction if there is no fic? I mean, I guess the answer is "endless gifsets" but those are much less interesting to me. Gifsets will never give me the night when Harry/Louis snaps and kisses Louis/Harry for real and then runs away to drown himself.

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Date: 2012-04-26 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
AFTER A LOT OF RESEARCH (AKA WATCHING VIDEOS FOR 16 HOURS A DAY) I MAY HAVE TO RE-EXAMINE MY STANCE, FLIP IT, AND REVERSE IT AND AGREE WITH LEA THAT HARRY IS LIKE "DO ME ON IT" AND LOUIS IS LIKE "LOL"

I'M IN AGONY AND I WANT TO DIE

Date: 2012-04-26 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
The other night I asked Bridget, "ARE WE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO LOUIS?!" because we're twins with twin minds and I needed to know for sure, but she just said, "YOU ARE." Ugh, it's true. I just love a funny fey boy. I'm about to post so many videos where Louis is my sister-husband. THAT GIF SET. CALL 911. THE WAY HARRY TAPS LOUIS ON THE SHOULDER SHOULDER AND LOUIS LOOKS AT HIM BUT THEN SENSUALLY AND EROTICALLY LEANS BACK INTO HIM AND TILTS SO HARRY CAN SENSUALLY AND EROTICALLY WHISPER INTO HIS EAR AND LOUIS WRIGGLES AND THEN HARRY WALKS AWAY WHILE THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER C A L L 9 1 1 OR BRITISH 999 PLEASE GOD HELP ME I'M ON THE FLOOR COUGHING BLOOD

Date: 2012-04-26 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I WASN'T AT FIRST BECAUSE I DEEPLY HATE WHEN HE DOES HIS HAIR SO THE FRONT PIECES LOOK LIKE A FUCKED UP U BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT WHEN HE WORE A HAT I WANTED TO DO INSANE THINGS TO HIM. AND NOW IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.

WHAT KILLS ME IS THAT WHATEVER HARRY WHISPERS, IT MAKES LOUIS DRAW HIS LEG UP LIKE HE'S GOT A BONER TO HIDE. YIKES. YIKES. MURDER ME.

Date: 2012-04-26 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
I LOVE HIS PIXIE SPRITE HAIR. HE'S A LITTLE MISCHIEVOUS DRAMA TEACHER PIXIE SPRITE AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM AND I AM IN LOVE WITH FEMINIST HARRY STYLES. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE SCREAMING ABOUT THIS WITH YOU ON LJ THAT I'M HIDING MY BONER RN

HAVE YOU WATCH THIS 6 SECONDS OF FOOTAGE 100X YET http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-IttseB7Xc&feature=player_detailpage#t=218s

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Date: 2012-04-26 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misspamela.livejournal.com
THE CHILD IN YOUR ICON LOOKS LIKE ONE OF R'S FRIENDS.

Date: 2012-04-26 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
HE'S EIGHTEEN AND LEGAL IN EVERY STATE INCLUDING MY VAGINA. PLEASE DON'T BRING R INTO THIS.

Date: 2012-04-26 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthespoons.livejournal.com
I FEEL LIKE I WENT TO BED ONE NIGHT AND EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL AND THEN I WOKE UP IN A SIDEWAYS WORLD WHERE BOYBANDS EXISTED AGAIN AND EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET WAS REAL INTO THEM????????????????????? I'M SO CONFUSED, LEA. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

Date: 2012-04-26 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I REALLY REALLY REALLY WISH YOU WOULD GET ON BOARD BECAUSE HARRY STYLES LOOKS LIKE DAVID BLAISE ONLY HE LIKES TO CURSE, DATE OLDER LADIES AND TALK ABOUT HOW UNSAFE SEX IS SELFISH.


It is so incredibly embarrassing because I literally said the other night "I have missed being in fandom with teenies." They are having debates constantly about whether there is a giant conspiracy keeping Harry and Louis in the closet, and it's so all encompassing that it is the same power offering Demi Lovato drugs and they're going to go after Josh Hutcherson next for daring to speak up about gay rights. L-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y. There's a super grainy video of Harry and Louis standing in a bar and it is unclear whether they are standing in front of each other or making out but Harry grabs Louis's shoulders and turns him to point out the camera which is CLEARLY from the bushes outside. This is their main evidence.


The only way this would be any better is if ArsenicJade got into this fandom and wrote epic boywhore aus. Or if anyone who writes was in this fandom. Literally. Anyone. Dear God I need to jump in a lake.

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Date: 2012-04-27 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com
LEA I AM ON TUMBLR BEING SKEPTICAL AT HOW INTO LIAM/ZAYN THESE TEENIES ARE; DOES THAT MEAN I'LL BE SHIPPING IT IN 2.5 WEEKS?

Plus I saved this (http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2caq8bWVc1rrtdy3o1_500.png) in case I ever need it. I like how between the tinting and the sweater they look like my parents in 1982.

Date: 2012-04-27 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
PROBABLY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW OUR LUCK GOES.

Oh my God. THAT PICTURE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Date: 2012-04-27 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hongkongaton.livejournal.com
WRITING A THESIS ON THEIR BODY LANGUAGE AND HOW EROTIC IT IS TO ME

Date: 2012-04-27 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I WILL READ IT E'RDAY E'RDAY FUCK WHAT ANYBODY SAYS

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Date: 2012-04-30 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hongkongaton.livejournal.com
oh no
OH NO I FINALLY FOUND THIS ENTIRE VIDEO I'M GONNA DISSECT IT BYE


Date: 2012-04-30 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hongkongaton.livejournal.com
ALSO TALK ABOUT THIS

Date: 2012-04-30 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hongkongaton.livejournal.com
A) THE WAY HARRY DESCRIBES LOUIS' OUTFIT
2) EVERYTHING

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