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Yo, did you know what picture started this One Direction problem?



and how [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove was like Louis is my absolute favorite. Nobody else likes him, he’s gay as Christmas, and just look at him. Laying back side-saddle on this boat with a glass of champagne in his hand and covering his feet with a towel because they got cold.

I immediately emailed [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna and was like "sooo...what do you think about one direction?" and she was like "CAN'T TELL THE TWO HALVES OF THE MAIN SHIP APART" and I was like ME TOO. I think twelve hours later I was shrieking hysterically at [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek about how my life was going down the toilet because I can't teach myself to say Louie not Lewis.

Anyways, this is a collection of things that I have liked, sent capslocked emails about or had to open a window to deal with.





THIS IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT MY FAVORITE ONE DIRECTION FANVID BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE AND HAS SO MANY FILTERS AND IT'S SET TO "WE FOUND LOVE" BECAUSE X-FACTOR IS A HOPELESS PLACE. GET IT? I'M GETTING SWEATY!!



I'm just going to copy paste what I wrote to Tracey about this.

OKAY SO I WAS DECIDEDLY NOT INTO IT FOR 20 SECONDS BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT SHE VIDDED LITERALLY MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN HARRY/LOUIS HISTORY WHICH TAKES PLACE AT :21. BASICALLY A RANDOM INTERVIEWER REACHES ACROSS HARRY TO INAPPROPRIATELY RUB LOUIS'S LEG AND HARRY GOES FROM :) TO >:( AND THEN AS SOON AS THE INTERVIEWER TAKES HIS HAND AWAY, HARRY RUBS THE EXACT SAME SPOT WHILE MAKING THE SAME PISSED FACE. AND THEN LOUIS STARTS RUBBING SOOTHING CIRCLES INTO HARRY'S SHOULDER TO CALM HIM DOWN. IS THIS REAL LIFE? AM I DREAMING. Anyways, the rest of the video lives up to that moment so I'm into it. WATCH IT.



I don't think I'll ever be able to sell anyone on this vid who doesn't live in my house, or isn't Brenna, Bridget, or Natalie because it's fully 6 minutes of them hugging each other. I have no regrets.



this is saved on my computer as WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE MIKEY WAY?



Duh



booty booty booty









DOUBLE DUH


#NORMAL





THEY'RE JUST GENEROUS.



ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH THEIR NEW HEIGHT DIFFERENCE? ME TOO.


My favorite part of this picture is when it was posted with Ying Yang Twins lyrics.



R U AWARE THAT LOUIS JUST LOOKED AT HIS CROTCH, THEN AT HARRY, AND THEN RAISED HIS HAND TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD? ARE YOU?



I'm aware that it's cake. I'm moving on.



I like this so much for no describable reason.



he just has an awesome smile.











#NORMAL



But Harry and Louis share a hut. This is real life.







Do you know why Louis ripped the collar off his shirt, and Harry tied it around his wrist? Me neither. Write me fic about it.









WHAT ARE YOU



I fully appreciate how many pictures exist with the boys holding babies. Thanks guys.





OKAY BYE

Date: 2012-05-17 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giddygeek.livejournal.com
WHAT'S INSANE ABOUT THIS POST IS THE THING WHERE YOU HAVEN'T SHOWED ME ALL OF THIS BEFORE. You're the WORST. I mean, all of this is relevant to my interests in boytouching adventures, and I've only seen like 1/3 of it, and you've been ONE DIRECTION SPARKLE SPARKLY HOT FLASH for like, weeks.

But I guess I'll forgive you, because koalas.

Date: 2012-05-17 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LISTEN EVERY TIME I AM BEING QUIET AND LOOKING NORMAL I AM ONE DIRECTIONING. I will begin narrating my tumblr readings more than I already do though. 4U!!!!!!!!

Date: 2012-05-17 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com
I AM LIGHT-HEADED. It's probably mostly the drugs BUT IT'S PARTLY FROM THE SHEER DELIGHT OF THIS POST.

That picture of Louis' moving buttocks. I have no words. I AM NEVER CLOSING THIS TAB.

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Date: 2012-05-17 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilac-one.livejournal.com
I just. Don't know what to think about all the 1D love that's flying all over the place. They're really kind of pretty and gay, aren't they.

Date: 2012-05-17 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
They really are!!!! I'm terrible at selling fandoms, but if you like RPF, pretty boys, mockable boys, and boys that LITERALLY NEVER STOP TOUCHING, this is one stop shopping, yo

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Date: 2012-05-17 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthespoons.livejournal.com
LOL

i was saying it "lewis" in my head whenever i saw one direction (1 direction???) stuff reblogged on tumblr and i'm infuriated that's not how you actually say it. GARBAGE NAME. i'm going to continue calling him "lewis."

also, i thought the ying yang twins lyrics you referenced were going to be "your breath smell like mine / girl i don't give a fuck, 'cause you fine" and now i'm really angry that they weren't because THOSE ARE THE BEST YING YANG TWINS LYRICS AND NEED TO APPEAR BELOW LITERALLY EVERY PICTURE ON TUMBLR.

i don't understand why i have so many INTENSE ANGRY FEELINGS about name pronunciation and the ying yang twins but i apologize.

Date: 2012-05-17 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I feel like LOL is all anyone can say to me right now. it's a nightmare. What even is this.

I CONTINUE TO BE MAD ABOUT IT BECAUSE I LITERALLY CAN NEVER REMEMBER UNTIL I'M ALREADY SAYING IT OUTLOUD AND IT'S THE WORST. THE WORST! Although there was an uncredited story on tumblr going around that his name actually IS lewis and Simon Cowell said it wrong, and Louis was like OK.

HOMES I DON'T DISAGREE ABOUT WHICH LYRICS ARE BETTER BUT WE BETTER NEVER MEET IN A DARK ALLEY WHEN I'M WEARING RINGS IF YOU DON'T THINK HARRY WHISPERING INTO LOUIS'S EAR ABOUT HOW HE'S NOT AFRAID TO ASK FOR HEAD ISN'T THE BEST.

Date: 2012-05-17 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
In a way I'm glad that not every teenage boy touches his bffs this much, because then I would have to go live at the mall in a trenchcoat and combover, but seriously, why is this not the normal level of cuddling in today's society?

Date: 2012-05-17 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I know. I would just be arrested. I keep making legit the worst comments to giddy and being like PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT. CHRIS HANSEN GET OUT.

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Date: 2012-05-17 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadiankracka.livejournal.com
AHAHHAHAAHBEST COMMENT.

Date: 2012-05-17 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com
THAT VIDEO STARTED OUT WITH "I'M 16" AND THEN EVERYONE CRYING, AND IT WAS THE WORST THING EVER. But then there were happy cuddles so I guess it can stay!

You are a great human being and you should feel great about sharing everything in this post.

Date: 2012-05-17 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
MARTHA GIDDY AND I LITERALLY HAD A CONVERSATION LAST NIGHT ABOUT HOW BUMMED WE WERE THAT WE COULDN'T SHOW YOU ALL OF OUR FINDINGS LAST NIGHT BUT BE PREPARED FOR THURSDAY WHEN WE REWATCH THE BUILD A HOME ONE AND OUR OTHER ONES.

Also re: the crying. Giddy yelled "THEY'RE LIKE THE SADDEST HOBBITS" and then everything was okay.

Date: 2012-05-17 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
UHHH, obviously, if you ARE coming over Thursday? I thought that's what G-force said, but now I'm like "that was possibly a maybe."

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Date: 2012-05-17 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmeguilotn.livejournal.com
They just all look alike and also like middle-schoolers. IS THIS WHAT BEING OLD IS LIKE? >:(

Date: 2012-05-17 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YOU'RE THE WORST. LOOK, I HAVE IDENTIFIED WHICH TWO ARE THE ESSENTIAL ONES. ALSO THEY ARE ALL OF AGE IN MOST OF THESE GIFS. I THINK. NO, I'M SURE ON MOST. WHATEVER, YOUR FANDOM SUCKS TOO.

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Date: 2012-05-17 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
THEY ARE SO TINY AND ELFEN AND TWEE AND GAY.

AND HONESTLY I CAN'T TELL THEM APART. I LIKE THEM, BUT THEY ARE ALL THE SAME.

EXCEPT ZAIYENE.

Date: 2012-05-17 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I know, there is a picture floating around of one of them shirtless with their head bowed so all you can see is a mass of tangled brown hair. Ihni who it is. They should have assigned hair colors.

Honestly, its a shame Zayn/Niall isn't the main pairing because that would be SO EASY to pick out of a crowd.

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Date: 2012-05-17 11:56 am (UTC)
reginagiraffe: Stick figure of me with long wavy hair and giraffe on shirt. (Default)
From: [personal profile] reginagiraffe
So Louis is short-straight boy and Harry is longer-slightly-curly boy?

...

I hate you so much.

Date: 2012-05-17 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LOL STRAIGHT. But yes, Louis has the straight hair that is 80% going in one direction and 20% in the other and is usually in suspenders on stage. Harry is the one who rolls out of bed in the morning, shakes his MANE, puts on a women's scoop neck T-shirt and calls it perfection .



:DDDDDDDDD

Date: 2012-05-17 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ldthomps.livejournal.com
I... this is the most PERFECT TAG EVAH.

Also, I guess that one that might Louis isn't really wearing lipstick always? He just has Incredibly red lips? WTF?

Date: 2012-05-18 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LOLOLOL. Teenies do the WEIRDEST things to pictures, so it's possible that it's tinted oddly? But also I just think he has beautiful red lips because he's bizarrely put together.

Date: 2012-05-18 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com
LEA HOW ARE THEY REAL? LOUIS LOUNGING ON THE DECK OF THE BOAT IS THE GAYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND HIS HIPS ARE RIDICULOUS. AND THE THIGH-TOUCHING-GET-OFF-OF-MY-BOYFRIEND THING - I CANNOT EVEN.

LOUIS WITH A BABY IN HIS ARMS MAKES MY UTERUS LURCH.

AND THIS:

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IS SOMETHING I LOST ABOUT TEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE TO TODAY WHEN WORK WAS ROUGH. JUST FYI.

Date: 2012-05-18 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
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I CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOWJOB GESTURE EVEN A LITTLE BIT. HOW AM I NOT READING REAMS OF FIC WHERE LOUIS LOVES GETTING HIS FACE FUCKED? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL.


TRACEY WE SHOULD HAVE A ME AND YOU DATE WHERE WE JUST HANG OUT AND WATCH 1D STUFF. I MEAN, WE'RE BUSY LADIES OBVS BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS. IT'D BE EPIC.

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Date: 2012-05-18 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leatherteal.livejournal.com
I AM DEEPLY DEEPLY HONORED TO HAVE MERITED A MENTION IN YOUR WALL OF DEMENTIA

Date: 2012-05-18 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
GURL YOU KNOW I LOVE OUR TUMBLR FRANDS. IT MAKES ME FEEL LESS ALONE.

Date: 2012-05-18 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. IT'S AGONY. EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE IS AGONY. "SHOULD I DIE???" I ASK MYSELF IN THE MIRROR EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE. DID YOU KNOW I SAW A VAN TODAY THAT HAD INCREDIBLY DETAILED PORTRAITS OF THE MEMBERS OF 1D PAINTED ON THE WINDOWS AND HARRY AND LOUIS WERE ON THE BACK PASSENGER WINDOW TOGETHER AND IT HAD "LARRY" WRITTEN ABOVE THEM AND I ALMOST DIED OF COMPLETE AND ALL-CONSUMING JOY AND LOVE. I LEFT BRIDGET A HYSTERICAL VOICEMAIL ABOUT IT. HERE ARE SOME OTHER RELEVANT MYSTERIOUS SKIN REACTION GRAPHICS:

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= ME W/R/T ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOUIS!!!!!!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN!!!!!!!!!!! SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! OR!!!!!!!! ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2012-05-18 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I'M LOLING AT THIS COMMENT SO HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE IF YOU TOOK A SCREEN CAP OF MY SOUL THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE. LET'S FIND THAT VAN AND HIJACK IT BECAUSE WE DESERVE IT.

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