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Bridget linked me to this three times in one chat session and now I can't close any of them because I've fully lost my mind. Remember when I was sensible about fandom mostly for the past couple years? Over. OVER. I'm a mess. My life is a mess. All I do is surf tumblr and shriek at anyone who will listen about my super intense feelings about literally the dumbest boyband in the universe








BOTHERING HARRY WHILE HE'S SLEEPING IS GREAT FUN. WRITE ME PORNOS ABOUT IT.




[livejournal.com profile] allthespoons last week rewarded me for informing her that Harry Styles has four nipples with Zayn going down on Girl!Liam and I don't give a fuck for anything else in the world. ZAYN NEEDS TO GO DOWN ON GIRLS ALL DAY.

REMEMBS WHEN JOHN BARROWMAN AND I HAD THE SAME TASTE IN BOYBAND MEMBERS?




REMEMBS WHEN YOU WATCHED A BUNCH OF YOUNG AND WILD AND FREE ADULTS PLAY LEAP FROG ON STAGE?



REMEMBS WHEN YOU WATCHED LOUIS MANHANDLE HARRY INTO POSITION AND GOT ARRESTED FOR RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS SCREAMING?


LET'S LOOK AT IT BACKWARDS SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S BENDING HARRY OVER.

ARREST ME.

Interviewer: if you could be any piece of furniture, what would you be?
Harry: I'd be a bed. Because people have...fun times on me.
Louis: what, so you'd like to be involved, just by being there? You'd like to be used?
Harry: ...yeah


This is what it's like to be friends with me. I fully had a nervous breakdown in email last night because I read that and flipped out because in my formative years I definitely read Buffy fic where Angel treated Spike like furniture and there was one horribly scarring scene where Wesley came over and Angel was like "would you like some orange juice?" and Wesley was like "Sure thing, pal!" and Angel reached into the cupboard and took out a crouched naked Spike, and used his ass cheeks to squeeze juice from an orange. All I could do was mentally find and replace that fic and I was rolling back and forth on my bed crying and laughing. [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove had to be like YOU NEED TO LET IT GO but I literally don't know how. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORGET ALL THAT I HAVE SEEN.



OKAY BYE.

Date: 2012-06-12 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
LEA. Why am I not home to properly freak out about this?!?!?!?! I will have to come BACK tomorrow to flail properly.

LEAP FUCKING FROG.

Uggggggggghh

Date: 2012-06-12 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I WILL STILL BE HERE TOMORROW LOSING MY VOICE BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING. ANYTHING!!!!

Date: 2012-06-12 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
Image

REMEMBER WHEN WE ALL SPY TECH'D THIS TO FIGURE OUT WHO IT WAS BY ZOOMING IN 300X AND WE FIGURED OUT IT WAS LIAM AND LOUIS BECAUSE WHEN THE CAMERAS FLASH YOU CAN MAKE OUT LIAM'S PLAID AND LIKE I PERSONALLY CAN FIGURE OUT WHO LOUIS IS WITH MY EYES CLOSED IN SPACE SO LIKE THAT WASN'T A PROBLEM AND IT LOOKS LIKE LIAM AND LOUIS ARE OPEN MOUTH KISSING BUT THEY'RE NOT BUT EVERYTHING HURTS

ALSO I'D NEVER SEEN THAT PIC OF ZAYN BOTHERING HARRY WHILE HE'S ASLEEP AND I WISH I LIVED IN A HOT AIR BALLOON AND ALL I DID WAS RAIN COPIES OF THAT PICTURE DOWN ON PEOPLE ALL DAY

Date: 2012-06-12 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
ACTUALLY I THINK I MISSED THE SPY TECHING BUT IDEK BECAUSE MY VAGINA THINKS THEY'RE OPEN MOUTH KISSING AND THAT'S ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. LOUIS HAULING IN PEOPLE THAT ARE TALLER THAN HIM IS THE GREATEST. EVERYONE SHOULD WEAR A TIE SO THAT LOUIS CAN GRAB IN AND PULL THEM AROUND PLACES. YES!!!!!!

BRIDGET SENT IT TO ME WHEN I WAS AT WORK AND I WAS LIKE KILL. ME. KILL ME.

Date: 2012-06-13 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
NOTE ALSO I'VE BEEN ANGRY EVER SINCE I READ THIS POST CUZ WHERE IS ALL THIS SECRET ZAYN DOING DOWN ON GURL LIAM???????????

Date: 2012-06-13 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com
I don't know who makes me smile more, them or you.

Date: 2012-06-13 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
WE'RE TWO OF A KIND! MUCH OF A MIND! WE FIND OUR WAY TOGETHER! THINKING AS ONE! SEARCHING FOR SUNNNNNY SKIIIIIIES!

Date: 2012-06-13 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
Just come out and say you put your dicks in his mouth while he's sleeping!!!!! Also, I am constantly impressed by the air Louis gets off Harry's shoulders. Like DAMN, SON.

PS has there ever been a fandom so good for gifs of dudes petting each other/cuddling/seemingly making out? Amazing.

Date: 2012-06-13 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
SOMOPHILIA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE, A MAGICAL PIXIE SPRITE? WHO FLIES THROUGH THE AIR LIKE THAT? HE'S RIDICULOUS.

This fandom is a gift. A GIFT. TIED UP WITH A BOW.

Date: 2012-06-13 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
Angel reached into the cupboard and took out a crouched naked Spike, and used his ass cheeks to squeeze juice from an orange

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ON THE INTERNET BY YOURSELF ANYMORE.

You clearly need a goddamned adult with you AT ALL TIMES.

Date: 2012-06-13 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
THERE IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH ME. I HAVE NO DEFENSE AT ALL. COME BE MY ADULT.

Date: 2012-06-13 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
UGH UGH UGH WTF IS THAT FIRST GIF??? AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

lea. I just. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME??? do you know what I lost hours of my life to the other day??

Image (http://s36.photobucket.com/albums/e38/tress30/?action=view&current=tumblr_m46n3ybuSL1rra5vzo1_500.gif)

ALSDJHKJSDAFHGKDJFHGADIKF. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. HOW IS HE SUCH A DIRTY DIRTY SLUT. UGH. LOUIS TOMLINSON I HATE YOUR FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

(also, PEE ESS, that Angel fic sounds HORRIFYING. I just. WHAT???)

Date: 2012-06-13 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YES!!!!!!!!! I BASICALLY WROTE FIC ABOUT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE I SUPER COULDN'T HANDLE IT. I LOVE THE PART OF THAT MOMENT WHERE YOU CAN SEE LOUIS DRAW HIS KNEE IN BECAUSE HE IS LIKE
I
HAVE
A
BONER

AND HARRY BACKS AWAY WHILE INTENSELY STARING AT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

Date: 2012-06-13 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redscarfe.livejournal.com
"All I do is surf tumblr and shriek at anyone who will listen about my super intense feelings about literally the dumbest boyband in the universe"

This is 100% my life right now, oh my god. I keep ending up in a tumblr vortex of GIFs and shitty concert footage, except I got stuck staring at these two GIFs which my brain decided to interpret as OBSCENE and now ALL I WANT IS FIC.

Image

Image

Just... Liam tipping his head back, and Zayn's fingers on his throat, I CAN'T STOP STARING.

GODDAMN THIS FANDOM IS EXHAUSTING.

Date: 2012-06-13 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
omg, THAT ZAYN/LIAM GIF IS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I lost like, MANY HOURS OF MY LIFE the other day just watching it OVER. AND. OVER. AGAIN.

Date: 2012-06-13 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
SHUT UPPPPPP ZAYN. ZAYN!! DO YOU KNOW 1 WEEK AGO I DEF RANKED HIM AS MY LEAST FAVORITE? IT'S LIKE HE GOT PISSED AND IS SHOWING ME WHAT'S WHAT. BOY YOU KEEP ON GOING. BURY ME WITH HIS HANDS AROUND LIAM'S NECK. I NEED TO BE TAKEN OUT OF MY MISERY.

Date: 2012-06-15 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mediaville.livejournal.com
Clearly, we should be friends.

Date: 2012-06-15 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
CLEARLY!! WE'RE MFEO!

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