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Bridget linked me to this three times in one chat session and now I can't close any of them because I've fully lost my mind. Remember when I was sensible about fandom mostly for the past couple years? Over. OVER. I'm a mess. My life is a mess. All I do is surf tumblr and shriek at anyone who will listen about my super intense feelings about literally the dumbest boyband in the universe








BOTHERING HARRY WHILE HE'S SLEEPING IS GREAT FUN. WRITE ME PORNOS ABOUT IT.




[livejournal.com profile] allthespoons last week rewarded me for informing her that Harry Styles has four nipples with Zayn going down on Girl!Liam and I don't give a fuck for anything else in the world. ZAYN NEEDS TO GO DOWN ON GIRLS ALL DAY.

REMEMBS WHEN JOHN BARROWMAN AND I HAD THE SAME TASTE IN BOYBAND MEMBERS?




REMEMBS WHEN YOU WATCHED A BUNCH OF YOUNG AND WILD AND FREE ADULTS PLAY LEAP FROG ON STAGE?



REMEMBS WHEN YOU WATCHED LOUIS MANHANDLE HARRY INTO POSITION AND GOT ARRESTED FOR RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS SCREAMING?


LET'S LOOK AT IT BACKWARDS SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S BENDING HARRY OVER.

ARREST ME.

Interviewer: if you could be any piece of furniture, what would you be?
Harry: I'd be a bed. Because people have...fun times on me.
Louis: what, so you'd like to be involved, just by being there? You'd like to be used?
Harry: ...yeah


This is what it's like to be friends with me. I fully had a nervous breakdown in email last night because I read that and flipped out because in my formative years I definitely read Buffy fic where Angel treated Spike like furniture and there was one horribly scarring scene where Wesley came over and Angel was like "would you like some orange juice?" and Wesley was like "Sure thing, pal!" and Angel reached into the cupboard and took out a crouched naked Spike, and used his ass cheeks to squeeze juice from an orange. All I could do was mentally find and replace that fic and I was rolling back and forth on my bed crying and laughing. [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove had to be like YOU NEED TO LET IT GO but I literally don't know how. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORGET ALL THAT I HAVE SEEN.



OKAY BYE.
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