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When I join a fandom, I do that thing where I zero in so completely on one person and once I have gorged myself on them, then I can turn my attentions elsewhere. It's not like I'm done with Louis, because hello, def not, but I am so into



All I want is for Niall to be doing it with people. He's so good natured and easy going, like he would be the best pal to have because you could suggest anything and he'd be like SOUNDS FUN LET'S DO IT. No reservations.



I don't know if you guys have been spammed as much as I have with this gif of Harry erotically whispering into Niall's mouth but it has been a good time over here. Everyone needs to haul Niall in and get up and close with his mouth. ALSO, let's laugh together about how Harry doesn't seem to understand how ears play into the situation. Who needs ears? Harry Styles loves talking into the mouths of all his best pals

EXAMPLES OF HARRY NOT UNDERSTANDING EARS:











Also, part of my Niall problem is how much I want him to be dating Demi Lovato. I mean obvs, we all shipped Demi/Selena when they were bffs, let's be real, but the time has passed and Selena is real happy with The Biebs and BFF Taylor Swift and that's cool. Meanwhile Demi has had the worst of it because getting your heartbroken by Joe Jonas apparently makes you go bonkers. Joe Jonas, you dumb fuck! You know who's a balm for mental wounds? DUH NIALL "INVISALIGN" HORAN.



I think it's canon that they have skype dates but rumor that they're dating, right? I cannot get off the idea of sexy skype dates with Demi and Niall. Demi seems like she's so sexually confident and she probably loves weird shit and Niall's like whatever about it. I want so bad for there to be fic where Demi is like directing him to do stuff on camera and he rolls with it like a champ. Maybe someone walks in on him wearing panties or whatever and tries to shame him but Niall does not give any fucks. Stop being jealous because you're not getting laid on the regular!

Also, how is there not a million Niall goes down on ladies fic? [livejournal.com profile] riadsala and I had a riveting discussion of how much we want fic where no one knows how great Niall is at cunnilingus because he's so doofy. I mean, everyone's like "Harry has such bedroom eyes and red red lips" but come on, you know Harry Styles is mad lazy in bed and just lays there and expects you to ravish him. Meanwhile, Niall is olympic-status and only Demi Lovato knows. DO. ME. ON. IT.

Other bits and things! [livejournal.com profile] estrella30 wrote me shotgunning fic which AHHHH YAAAAAAY. I loveee shotgunning and Harry being even more malleable and touchy. [livejournal.com profile] riadsala and I started a Harry/Liam stoned fic but I got distracted by work and never replied because I'm a nightmare. Luckily Nan was ON IT and deeeelivered. I love her.

Okay, also can I be real bitchy for a minute? Someone posted a fic last week that pretty much rips off a bunch of jokes from my sex bet story. It's not the same exact plot but the jokes are def laid out in the same manner as mine, and every time I see it rec'd I just get annoyed again. And it's doubly terrible because I liked her other fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH.

Today I got a comment on another story from someone named Anthony who had this to say:



LOL WHAT. Who the fuck are you Anthony? When did this happen? Why did you just drop this into a comment and leave? I need to know soooo much more. DOES LOUIS FEEL PAIN SOMETIMES BECAUSE DONNA GOT SHAFTED SO BAD AT THE END? HOW DOES HARRY FEEL ABOUT ROSE AND TEN II? DOES EVERYONE WATCH TOGETHER OR IS THAT APPOINTMENT TV FOR HARRY AND LOUIS TOGETHER? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE BECAUSE ANTHONY DID NOT TELL ME ENOUGH.

OTHER THINGS I SAW THAT I LIKED:

























OK BYE

Date: 2012-06-26 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadiankracka.livejournal.com
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT HARRY/NIALL GIF?! HOW AM I STILL ALIVE AFTER SEEING IT NOW?! ALSO OMG THE SHOTGUNNING FIC.

HARRY
NIALL
MY LIFE
LIFE RUINERS
JKDSJFHSDJHFLSDFDS

Date: 2012-06-26 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
EVERYTHING IS THE WORST BECAUSE WE HAVE TRASHED OUR LIVES IN FAVOR OF STALKING A BOYBAND. NO REGRETS. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND OUR SOULS ARE STARS.

Date: 2012-06-26 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
ZOMG THAT ONE GIF OF THE ONE WHERE HE CLEARLY WANTS TO TOUCH THE OTHER ONE BUT HE'S RESTRAINING HIMSELF FOR SOME REASON.

LIKE EVEN *HE* KNOWS THAT IT'S GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH.

This would have been a lot easier if I knew there names. I'm going to have to open a tab with the pics so I can read the shotgunning fic.

I'M KIND OF SWEATING RIGHT NOW.

Date: 2012-06-26 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LOL IS IT WRONG THAT I FEEL MOST VALIDATED BY YOU GETTING HOT? WHY DOES ONE DIRECTION CAUSE SO MUCH BODY HEAT???? MY ARMPITS CAN'T TAKE IT.

Louis is on the left in red, Harry's on the right in white. :DDDDD

Date: 2012-06-26 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
UGH I KNOW that one of them is named Harry and one is named Louis but I can never remember WHO IS WHO and on top of that there are some OTHER GUYS TOO. I really need wikipedia.

ALSO WHAT IS WITH THOSE GLASSES THERE LOUIS THAT'S NOT COOL.

Date: 2012-06-26 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS

MASS OF CURLY HAIR - HARRY
WEIRDO GRAVITY DEFYING TRY-HARD SWOOPY HAIR - LOUIS
BLOND HAIR - NIALL
BLACK HAIR - ZAYN
THE ONE WHO IS NOT ONE OF THE ABOVE (AKA UNREMARKABLE CLOSE CROPPED BROWN HAIR) - LIAM

IDK, sometimes he wears glasses!! Not lately though. I think it makes him look like a lesbian Lisa Loeb.

Date: 2012-06-26 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy-coconut.livejournal.com
I would have been into 1D waaaaay sooner if people spammed me with Louis in glasses. YUM.

Date: 2012-06-26 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS TOUCHING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME SO INTIMATELY?

IS IT BECAUSE THEY'RE EUROPEAN?

Date: 2012-06-26 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I HAVE NO IDEA. IT'S A QUESTION I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF FOR TWO MONTHS.

Date: 2012-06-28 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com
I don't remember having seen him in glasses before. *__*

Date: 2012-06-28 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com
If I pretend to not be into 1D, will you spam me with pictures of Louis in glasses?

Date: 2012-06-29 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy-coconut.livejournal.com
I don't have pictures! LEA MUST BE THE SAVIOR!

Date: 2012-06-26 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy-coconut.livejournal.com
I JUST REALLY APPROVE OF THIS POST, OKAY?

Date: 2012-06-26 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YESSSSSSSSSS \o/

Date: 2012-06-26 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com
I KNEW I LIKED LOUIS

OF COURSE DONNA IS HIS FAVORITE

FUCK YEAH

THAT'S MY BOY

Date: 2012-06-26 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I just need to know SO MUCH MORE. He ADORES Donna! ADORES! DOES HE LOVE HOW SHE YELLS AT THE DOCTOR BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM? HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE SEEN TURN LEFT? DOES HE SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON YELL "DONNA NOBLE HAS LEFT THE LIBRARY DONNA NOBLE HAS BEEN SAVED" GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY ABOUT SUCH A DUMB PIECE OF TRIVIA.

Date: 2012-06-26 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sodamnquirky.livejournal.com
goshfuckingdamnit, lea.

Date: 2012-06-27 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
I have basically lost control of my feelings about Niall. What a beautiful doof. And obvs I hope the whole band never recovers from their need-to-be-constantly-touching disease. Or that they never figure out that they can communicate with each other in ways that are not directly into each others faces in front of 20,000 people.

ANTHONYYYYYY >:(

I'm going to keep using The Cab icons every time I talk about 1D though, because it feels appropriate.

Date: 2012-06-27 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YOU AND ME BOTH, SISTER. I WATCHED A VID OF HIM SET TO SEXYBACK AND WAS LIKE DEFINITELY ACCURATE. WHAT A NIGHTMARE. I hope they never recover. I hope they remain traumatized by their prior 20 years of touchstarvedness so that they continue being in contact at every second. I love that they have so much to chat about on stage. They're truly just hanging out.

GURL OF COURSE IT'S RELEVANT. ACCORDING TO LEX, SINGER TRIED WRITING A SONG FOR THEM. HAHAHA.

Date: 2012-06-27 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
I watch that vid every time it shows up in my google reader. It's a disaster. All the tumblr teenies who judge us ancient 20+ year-olds for being into Niall are probably justified. Every concert is just another chance to bro down with some bffs, and maybe sing a song or two.

LOLOLOL SINGER :D:

Date: 2012-06-27 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com
GUESS WHICH ONE IS MY FAVORITE, LEA.

Date: 2012-06-27 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
...ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW! Which one IS your favorite???

Date: 2012-06-27 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com
IT'S NIALL! \o/

I just feel like he would be up for anything, you know? Not in the pushover way, but in the I'll try anything once kind of way. And he seems so genuinely happy. And he has the best smile. And he's a bit of a dork.

Date: 2012-06-27 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
He's the best. I kept not being into him because he's such a goof but I am SO INTO IT lately. He's glorious and I love him.

Date: 2012-06-27 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com
You know how I love goofy people. Plus he has ultimate huggability factor.

LOL everytime I refresh the page, it pauses at that last picture of Louis. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, LJ?

Date: 2012-06-27 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LJ is saying that you need to have a cold beer on a boat with your shirt off. DUH.

Date: 2012-06-27 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
UGH LEA UGH UGH. niall and demi would do the KINKIEST SHIT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR. omg. TRUFAX, demi would make niall walk around in her insane high heels and he would be like, BRING IT ON. UGH UGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IT HURTS MY INSIDES.

Date: 2012-06-27 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redscarfe.livejournal.com
Your "Harry Not Understanding Ears" GIF collection is amazing, because he really doesn't. This whole band has a PROBLEM WITH WHISPERING and it kills me. WHAT IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEED TO WHISPER IT INTO EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS CONSTANTLY, HMM? Also hilarious to me is Harry's use of the term "getting freaky", although I'll assume it was ironic since he's a giant fucking hipster.

And Niall/Demi is something I've never really thought about before but I am thinking about it now and I am like YES YES SHIP IT. SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX. He'd totally be up for getting freaky with Demi, and because he's a CAREFREE MOFO it would be the easiest thing in the world. Oh god she could totally boss him around, it would be GREAT *___________*

Date: 2012-06-27 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
Every waking moment where Niall and Demi Lovato aren't dating is agony, but every waking AND asleep moment where there isn't MAD NONFICTION about Niall and Demi Lovato is TORTURE. CAN WE PLEASE GET ANTHONY TO WRITE SOME????? I was so anti-Niall in the beginning because he's exactly like Peter Pettigrew, but now I love Niall. I'm about to read this ZIALL nonfiction while driving into a lake right now.

Date: 2012-06-27 11:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-06-28 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seedyapartment.livejournal.com
all of this is yours and Lex's fault and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help

Date: 2012-06-28 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com
HELLO, ASH HERE. BACKREADING LJ AS YOU DO AND I JUST NOTICED THE PART ABOUT LOUIS AND DONNA AND LEA IF YOU HADN'T ALREADY HAD ME I'D BE SOLD AT THAT.

Also now I am thinking about:

1. Louis trying to chat Donna up when the TARDIS lands backstage at a 1D show. 2. Louis getting REALLY ANGRY at Donna's storyline and refusing to acknowledge anyone who refers to that part. 3. The guys somehow tricking Louis into doing an audition tape for a Donna centric Doctor Who spinoff. 4. The Doctor Who dates Harry and Louis go on that you mentioned because that had BETTER happen.

HARRY IS REALLY BAD AT WHISPERING.

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