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GODDAMN I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE IN A CRAZY ACTIVE FANDOM! THERE IS SO MUCH CANON! I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THE FIC!

LET'S DO THIS.

Things I saw that I liked: fourth edition



I cannot believe how much I wasn't into Zayn for awhile there. ZAYN IS AS INTERESTING AS WOOD I THOUGHT. ZAYN IS BARELY AWAKE HALF THE TIME I THOUGHT. I am wrong. I AM WRONG. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW GREAT ZAYN IS! I LOVE ZAYN. He's so quietly great. I don't know if this post went around your dash like it did mine but me and everyone I know was like THAT PHRASE DESCRIBES EVERYTHING I'M FEELING. ZAYN IS DAYS!

Speaking of [livejournal.com profile] castoffstarter and things that have been passed around my dash:



British boyfs getting touchy in American flag teeshirts is my life now. I was fully losing my mind about it, and that was even before [livejournal.com profile] castoffstarter wrote a little fic to go along with it, and I fucking died. ZAYN AND NIALL FOREVER.

But seriously, all I want is Zayn/Niall now. I wake up in the morning and check my flist, devastated that there's not anything new for me to read. If you want to reach my sad distress level, you should read these following fictions and talk to me about how it's NOT ENOUGH.

fevered by [livejournal.com profile] cyclogenesis, where it is Zayn/Niall but also sort of OT5 with voyeurism and there is some SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF shit that has to happen but I did it and so can you.

Of Artists and Bros by blueandbrady where Zayn is an artist and Niall is a frat boy and everything is beautiful and everyone's a fuckbuddy with feelings. I love this story so much I hope the author keeps writing it, or everyone else writes like it because Zayn being kind of neurotic and quiet while Niall is all loose and smiley but also intensely caring about people is my life. I LOVE ZAYN AND NIALL.

more than one and one by [livejournal.com profile] alwayseven which is basically PWP with a good Zayn inner monologue.

The Highlight of My Week by ladadadi which started with the summary "It turns out Zayn just gets…sexy when he's high." and then I hurt my finger with how hard I clicked on it.







REMEMBER THAT TIME ZAYN WORE EYELINER AND I HAD TO BE EVICTED TO PLUTO BECAUSE I COULDN'T HANDLE IT





Every time [livejournal.com profile] riadsala tags a post "suns out guns out" I laugh so hard I cry a little. NIALL, MY HUSB FOR LIFE.



ZIALL
ME
ON
IT

OTHER THINGS THAT ARE NOT ABOUT ZAYN AND NIALL





I AM SO EROTICALLY MOVED BY LOUIS'S NIPS THERE. I'M SORRY, I KNOW IT'S MAD SHAMEFUL AND HANNAH'S NOT IN THIS FANDOM SO SHE CAN'T BACK ME, BUT SOMEDAY THERE'S GONNA BE BADFIC WITH LACTATION FOR ME TO READ AND I AM GOING TO READ IT WHILE CRYING AND JERKING OFF AGAINST A RADIATOR.



Also would I be wrong in assuming everyone saw the tour diary thing? because I know if I hadn't seen the source I still would have seen a gif of EVERY SINGLE SECOND and I'm real cool with that.




Paul is obviously the soul brother of Worm, Zach and Bob. In the gigantic fandom crossover hangout in my brain, they all do shots together and talk about how stupid all their boys are. - celebritynarcissism






Are you all on board a 1D Magic Mike AU? Louis is Mike. Harry is The Kid, Liam is the sister, Zayn and Niall are also strippers, and Simon is Woody Harrelson. Achievement unfuckinglocked.








LOUIS.


Lastly, today is the two year anniversary of Louis and Harry's X-Factor auditions aka the start of their beautiful friendship and I love friendship a lot so thanks buds for showing up with terrible hair and making awkward small talk in a bathroom.



OKAY BYE

Date: 2012-07-10 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambiguousreason.livejournal.com
I AM SO EROTICALLY MOVED BY LOUIS'S NIPS THERE. I'M SORRY, I KNOW IT'S MAD SHAMEFUL AND HANNAH'S NOT IN THIS FANDOM SO SHE CAN'T BACK ME, BUT SOON THERE'S GONNA BE BADFIC WITH LACTATION FOR ME TO READ AND I AM GOING TO READ IT WHILE CRYING AND JERKING OFF AGAINST A RADIATOR.

SCREAMING + SOBBING + FALLING OFF MY CHAIR! I'M MOVING TO VENUS, WHERE IT'S COOLER THAN IT IS ANY GIVEN PLACE I AM, AND I'M BURYING MYSELF ALIVE IN THE VENUSIAN DIRT IN AN IRON COFFIN!!!!!!!

NO I AM NOT ON BOARD WITH A MAGIC MIKE AU, EXCEPT YES I AM. SOMEONE MAKE A FANVID SET TO PONY AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE POISON ME BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO WATCH IT.

I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT LAST PICTURE, IT OFFERS TOO MUCH. A MERRY-GO-ROUND, A TIGER, BURGUNDY PANTS, BLACK GENTLEMAN'S LOAFERS, THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE. ALL OF IT IS BEAUTIFUL/A NIGHTMARE.

Date: 2012-07-10 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
RIGHT? I'M SORRY. NO ONE TALENTED EVER WRITES IT BUT IT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM WANTING BEAUTIFUL MEN BEING EMBARRASSED BY THE THINGS THEIR BODIES DO . UGH I FUCKING LOVE IT SO MUCH, JUST TAKE TECHNOLOGY AWAY.

I NEED TO LEARN TO VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am like 75% the last picture is shopped but I don't mind because the fact that it could have happened is beautiful and touching. EVERYTHING IS LOUIS AND NOTHING HURTS.

Date: 2012-07-10 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
Oh and Molly, here (http://www.mediafire.com/?q3qn34pppzey4pe) is Louis's AWFUL Look After You cover that makes me love him more.

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Date: 2012-07-10 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadiankracka.livejournal.com
MAGIC MIKE AU. ALSO, WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT PIC OF ZAYN AND THE EYELINER. I DID NOT NEED THAT AGAIN. UGHHHHHHH.

P.S. I HAD SO MANY ZAYN FEELS OVER THE WMYB REMIX TODAY. UGH. ZAYN. WHY DO I NOT HAVE A ZAYN ICON?! BRB.

Date: 2012-07-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I listened to that like eight times. Zayn is underrated as a singer. I love him. Everything is the best.

I NEED A ZAYN ICON TOO BUT I'M NOT A PAID USER SO EVERY TIME I DELETE AN OLD ICON IT'S LIKE KILLING MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!! ZAYN!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2012-07-10 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scoradh.livejournal.com
I'm sorry but ... Harry and the biscuit ... is that not, like, his bj face? I'm alone here? Okay.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
NO YOU'RE NOT ALONE OH MY GOD IT DEF IS.

Date: 2012-07-10 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyclogenesis.livejournal.com
Heyyy the pingback bot pointed me your way, thanks for the rec (I think it's a rec?), what's the suspension of disbelief required if I may ask? Always looking to better my gay boyband fanfiction writing skills. \o/ Also yes Zayn/Niall. More.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
OH HEY, I absolutely meant that as a fully endorsed rec, and I'm sorry my furious typing wasn't thought through fully--there's literally nothing I need you to ever change about that fanfiction, but everyone watching it and jerking it to Niall and Zayn's first time is TO ME crazytown, but like, I joyfully read it once I had accepted that it was happening. Sometimes that's how super delicious fanfiction goes, though! THIS WOULDN'T HAPPENED BUT I'M SUPER INTO IT is something I have said many a time.

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drlense.livejournal.com
I WILL READ THE BADFIC LACTATION STORY.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YOU AND I WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME DEVOURING LOUIS BEING EMBARRASSED BY HIS SHIRTS GETTING DAMP WHILE HARRY IS LIKE LET ME TASTE IT. let me suckle you. let me. c'mon.







c'mon.

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alwayseven.livejournal.com
BLESS THIS AND YOU.

I am drowning in Niall/Zayn feelings, it's terrifying.

I wouldn't mind reading about OT5+Paul shenanigans. Basically them being little assholes and him being all *sigh* I hate my job except he sort of loves it.

(and thank you for the rec, that is very kind and much appreciated ♥)

Date: 2012-07-10 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
NIALL AND ZAYN IS WHERE IT IS AT AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I looooove Paul, and I love his mix of exasperation and affection. I love everyone who is in charge of them AT ALL. It's like HERDING CATS.

(gurl, no problem, I loved it!!!!!!!!)

Date: 2012-07-10 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
Suns out guns out makes me laugh so much because Niall's such a pasty, gunless boy. Like in this picture (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6sw54PAnp1r0v1wvo1_500.png) they're basically concave. Bro me on it forever, Niall.

It's the scoopneck that really makes that lactation picture, I thnk. May Louis never wear anything but translucent scoopneck tees for the rest of his life.

Ziall being the new hotness is basically making my life. I feel really on trend right now. 5,000 more fics about them just being handj buddies who surprise turn out to be in love with each other, please. Or just everyone write million word skater/tagger/frat/bro AUs until I die of it, that's cool too.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadiankracka.livejournal.com
Can I just say that your icon usage just made me also cry laughing because I don't even know, ughhhhh.

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arcticfoxiest.livejournal.com
MORE AND MORE PEOPLE LOVING UP ON ZIALL, YESSSS. THERE REALLY IS NEVER ENOUGH. And I can't deal with how FONDLY Zayn looks at Niall all the time. PLEASE, ZAYN, GET YOUR HEARTEYES UNDER CONTROL.

Other things I can't deal with: Harry's mouth and jawline in that one gif. HARRY PLS. BE CONSIDERATE.

CHOKING AT THAT LOUIS DISICK-KARDASHIAN MANIP, OMG.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YES. THE FONDNESS. "YOU'RE A BIG DWEEB BUT I NEED TO BE NEAR YOU" IS WHAT HIS FACE IS LIKE ALL DAY.

HOLY BALLS IS IT SCOTT DISICK? I KNEW IT WAS SHOPPED BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS HIM. LIE ME DOWN AND KILL ME. I LOVE TUMBLR.

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] extemporally.livejournal.com
HI NEW FRIEND I LOVE ZAYN SO MUCH I AM FLAILING AWAY AND I EVEN SKIPPED THROUGH THE MOST OF THIS POST AFTER YOU LINKED TO ZAYN GETS SEXY WHEN HE'S HIGH because (capslock off so i can pretend to be a normal person) tbh i'm actually rushing through this comment because even though i want to acknowledge your post of righteousness, ZAYN GETS SEXY WHEN HE'S HIGH.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
HELLOOOOOOOOOO

Isn't that the BEST fucking sentence anyone has ever said? ZAYN GETS SEXY WHEN HE'S HIGH. ONE JOINT AND ZAYN. IS. SEXY.

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] natacup82.livejournal.com
I refuse with that Magic Mike AU shenanigans you have going up there but I back all Niall/Zayn (A PAIRING WHERE I CAN RECOGNIZE BOTH OF THEM? GIVVVEEEEEE IIITTTT TOO MEEE)

I want someone to write a nice sprawling space adventure of some sort that I can keep open in a tab at work all day.

Date: 2012-07-10 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
COME ON, THEY WOULD BE THE WORSTBEST STRIPPERS EVER. LOUIS WOULD BE SO CONFIDENT AND CHARMING LIKE MIKE BUT HE ONLY HAS ONE MOVE AND IT'S THE HIP THRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT.

I would take ANY sprawling adventure, but space adventure would also be niiiiice.

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Date: 2012-07-11 12:46 am (UTC)
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I like it when you post all the right things in one handy post for me. JUST FOR ME.

Date: 2012-07-11 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
I like when you comment because you're so pretty and my favorite.

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Date: 2012-07-11 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elucidate-this.livejournal.com
I am unable to respond to this post with coherence. Basically my whole post reading experience was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while making the face in my icon.

Date: 2012-07-11 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I DID AS I INTENDED.

Date: 2012-07-11 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com
LEA NONE OF THE WORDS IN YOUR CUT TAG ARE NAMES. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE PORTMANTEAUS BUT THEN YOU PORTMANTEAU'D THEM AND I GOT REALLY CONFUSED.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to look at all of these dudes except for the one in the eyeliner.

Date: 2012-07-11 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
ZIALLLLLLLLLLL! AT LEAST IT'S NOT ZARRY, ZOUIS, OR ZIAM! OR THE THREESOME ZOURRY! decode that one.

I cannot be shamed about their ages anymore. Everyone's eighteen and consenting. I'm too young for Harry. He only likes women 30+

Date: 2012-07-11 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
FIRST OF ALL WOODY HARRELSON ISN'T EVEN IN MAGIC MIKE

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Date: 2012-07-11 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
ANYWAY ZIALL IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. It's the Kevron of our generation and everything hurts. IS THERE. A FUCKING NONFICTION. WHERE ZAYN IS A BRO WITH A PICKUP TRUCK. AND HE FINGERBANGS. NIALL. IN THE BACK OF IT. YET. BEFORE. I. DIE. I was extremely hot 4 Zayn ASAP because look at his damn face, but I thought Liam was boring at first. HOW DARE I???? HOW DARE YOU???????????? Zayn is such a beautiful human man on the outside and Louis 2 on the inside. Zayn is days. When is Zayn? On every day ending in -zayn. Please rewrite all your calendars. Tomorrow is Wedneszayn.

Date: 2012-07-11 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
ALL THE THINGS WE DIDN'T KNOW!!!!! This is the opposite of my lyfe in bandom where I cared about everyone and then narrowed down to a disturbing level on Pete Wentz. Now I started with Louis and am expanding to fall in love with everyone. YOU'RE ALL MY HUSBANDS.

I REALLY AM GOING TO CHANGE ALL MY CALENDARS BECAUSE WEDNESZAYN IS FILLING ME WITH \SO MUCH DELIGHT I'M GOING TO FLOAT AWAY LIKE A BALLOON

Date: 2012-07-11 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leatherteal.livejournal.com
I HAVE TO SHARE MY PAIN THAT THAT PICTURE ISN'T REAL

Image

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT IT COULD, IF WE PUT OUR MINDS TO IT, AND ALSO SOMEONE OUT THERE MADE THAT AND IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO SHIP LOUIS/SCOTT DISICK

HAVE YOU READ THE LACTATION FILL ON THE KINK MEME THO??? I'M SURE IT'S ATROCIOUS BUT I KNOW IT EXISTS SINCE I ALWAYS DO A CARTOON DOUBLE TAKE WHEN I SCROLL BY IT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT EVEN A QUARTER AS WEIRD AS THE FILL WHERE LOUIS KEEPS HARRY IN A HUMAN-SIZE BIRDCAGE (WHICH I READ??? WHY)

Date: 2012-07-11 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LET'S WRITE 349302 BDSM EPICS WHERE ELEANOR IS A BEARD FOR LOUIS AND SCOTT'S RELAYSH

NATALIE I NEED YOU TO LINK ME TO BOTH THE LACTATION FILL (WHICH WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT AGAIN BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY MBATE TO IT) AND THE BIRDCAGE FILL BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT EVEN THE IDEA OF IT. NATALIE I NEED IT

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Date: 2012-07-11 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seedyapartment.livejournal.com
alllllllllll of the Ziall

Date: 2012-07-11 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
ALL DAY EVERY DAY

Date: 2012-07-11 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coppering.livejournal.com
ALL OF YOUR FEELINGS ARE MY FEELINGcommenting that is all I can say. I am always ridiculously excited to click the cut and just roll around in the 1D goodies. ALSO. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT BEING EXCITED ABOUT A NEW FANDOM! It literally is eating my brain and stealing my sleep and I just want more and more.

Date: 2012-07-11 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] and-the-damned.livejournal.com
Bless this post! I'm so happy I found you through estrella30.
Every amazing gif and all the ones I love on tumblr and I am obsessed with Louis nipples. So tiny, so so tiny. sorry, rambling because they're so presh
Zayn is so pretty its just...what can I say about his beauty that hasn't already been said about Victoria Falls or some shit


sighhhhhhhhh

Date: 2012-07-11 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
UGH WTF WHY HAVE I READ ALL OF THOSE ZAYN/NIALL FICS AND LOVED THEM ALL SO MUCH AND WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE AND WHEN DID I START TO THINK NIALL IS HOT UH OH I THINK ITS SOMEHOW YOUR FAULT.

I have stared at the gif og harry with the cookie on his face for like, THREE HOURS NOW. THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH GIFS OF HARRY WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN WAITING FOR THINGS TO FALL IN THEM. LIKE HIS BANDMATES PENIS' (PENISES? PENII??)

UGH UGH I WANT TO HIT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH A ROCK.

Date: 2012-07-11 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiningartifact.livejournal.com
REMEMBER THAT TIME ZAYN WORE EYELINER AND I HAD TO BE EVICTED TO PLUTO BECAUSE I COULDN'T HANDLE IT

Hi. You are adorable and even though I am not even INTO 1D I read EVERY POST because you always CRACK ME THE FUCK UP. Also those boys are pretty and I ain't got NOTHIN' against pictures of pretty boys.

<3

Date: 2012-07-11 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pau494.livejournal.com
HARRY ATTEMPTING TO HOT GIRL DANCE EQUALS ME DYING. MAGIC MIKE AU YESSS.

Basically, I want EVERYTHING you mentioned in this post because it is the GREATEST. NIALL AND ZAYN PUT YOUR FACES AWAAAY. I cannot handle them at all.

Date: 2012-07-15 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castoffstarter.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD NO ONE TOLD ME I SHOULD BE ACTUALLY USING MY LJ WHAT IS THIS MADNESS THANK GOD YOU FINALLY REALIZED WHY ZAYN MALIK IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS FANDOM EVER. Do you realize, like, I'm halfway through a huge post that goes through all of the reasons Zayn is days? IT'S TRUE I AM DOING THAT THAT IS A THING I'M DOING. I was going to finish it tonight but then I drank alcohol and wrote about my Zayn/Frank Ocean feelings instead oops!

Also I never read fic because I never have time but I am so excited to finally have some time tomorrow to read yours because people keep saying "do it" and I keep nodding my head vigorously in agreement and also you're awesome.

BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS ZAYN MALIK AHAHA MY BRAIN IS SO USELESS WHEN HE EXISTS. But then also that Disick manip is making my LYFE. Man I miss LJ.

Date: 2012-07-15 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
Do you realize, like, I'm halfway through a huge post that goes through all of the reasons Zayn is days? IT'S TRUE I AM DOING THAT THAT IS A THING I'M DOING. I was going to finish it tonight but then I drank alcohol and wrote about my Zayn/Frank Ocean feelings instead oops!

I WISH YOU HAD A BUZZER LIKE THEY DO AT PANERA WHERE WHEN YOU FINISH THAT POST I AM INSTANTLY ALERTED TO ITS AVAILABILITY. ARE YOU DOING THIS ON TUMBLR OR LJ? LJ IS GARBAGE AND I KEEP FORGETTING HOW IT WORKS. OOPS.

LOL my fic is terrible, don't be fooled. It's like eight jokes per one sincere feeling. I'M LIKE THE RAY ROMANO OF GAY ROMANCE.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAYN. ZAYN. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY DAYS ZAYN WAS! I AM DOING SO MUCH PENANCE.

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