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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WHERE YOU PRETEND TO LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT THINGS I'VE READ LATELY?

Bingo I'm hyperventilating about this on the regular. ON. THE. REGULAR. It just goes down a list of things I love in Teen Wolf stories and checks them off. DO U LOVE DEREK PAIN? GET ON THIS STORY. Witches made them do it, Derek's family flashbacks, dirty talk, MPREG ENDING BYE

Love, Like a Sentence of Death I recc'd this story to [livejournal.com profile] shiningartifact by begging her to come bail me out of jail for driving my car into a bank because I was crying while masturbating so hard. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING FURTHER

Dream-walker Short and sweet. I don't know why I love it so much but I do. Stiles dreamwalks into Derek's subconscious and tidies the hell up.

By Any Other Name Let's be real as fuck, I subscribe hard to anything Entanglednow posts but like, this one killed it for me. Is it wrong that my fav part was when Derek was described as AGGRESSIVELY SPOONING STILES. Don't you feel like there is NO OTHER PHRASE more important to understanding Derek Hale than AGGRESSIVE SPOONING? Get out of my life if you disagree.

Red Against The Snow I have no defense for liking this. I did though. Huddling for warmth, bedsharing, trapped in a cabin during a snowstorm when Derek's in heat. BYE.

Making Love Out Of Nothing At All Y'all are damn lucky I didn't scream your faces off about this when it first was being posted because it was intensely agonizing for me. Circumstances keep making them do it and Stiles is like WHY AM I YOUR WHOOOOOOOORE and it was like I was mbating with a lemon treated cheese grater but I still liked it. I STILL LIKED IT. Finally she did a happy ending though, so let's all give thanks that the agony is resolved.

Unmovable and Unstoppable Ugh I loved this. Witty and bantery as hell.

tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie you should read this beauty and the beast au for MANY REASONS but mostly for the moment when Derek The Wheelbarrow turns his back on Stiles in a huff and Stiles is delighted because Derek is carrying a load of baby pumpkins so the entire effect is ruined. KILL ME.

Never Ever is my favorite part of this insane Taylor Swift songfic when Derek draws Stiles an mspaint picture of a wolf and then gets butthurt that Stiles doesn't appreciate it? Or is my favorite part that Derek sleeps on a nest of straw? OR IS MY FAVORITE PART THIS: "Stiles, listen, I'm really trying to work on…feelings," he said the word as a normal person might say "feces." SINCERELY DON'T KNOW.

ALSO I DIDN'T REC ANYTHING WITH LACTATION OR GRAPHIC MPREG BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST INTO DETAILING WHAT IT DID FOR ME, BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M WICKED PLEASED WITH THE GLUT OF IT LATELY. THANKS TEEN WOLF FANDOM, YOU'RE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

Date: 2012-12-11 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiningartifact.livejournal.com
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF THESE THAT I HAVEN'T READ I AM GOING TO JUST PRETEND THAT YOU MADE THIS POST JUST FOR ME.

O________O

Date: 2012-12-11 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiningartifact.livejournal.com
PS:

it was like I was mbating with a lemon treated cheese grater

YOU KNOW HOW TO REC 'EM, GIRL.

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Date: 2012-12-11 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YOU KNOW IT. I DEMAND LIVEBLOGGING FOR ANYTHING YOU ENJOY

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Date: 2012-12-11 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] philosiraptors.livejournal.com
HOW FUCKING GREAT IS THAT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU? LIKE IT REALLY HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SO OBJECTIVELY PERFECT IN ALL WAYS.



ALSO HELL YEAH THERE ARE A BUNCH ON HERE I HAVEN'T READ YET. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY CRY-JERKIN'-IT FACE ON.

Date: 2012-12-11 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LITERALLY IN EVERY WAY. THERE WAS NO PART OF IT THAT I WAS NOT 1000000% PERCENT ON BOARD WITH. ABSOLUTE CORRECTNESS ALL AROUND. HANDSHAKES FOR EVERYONE.

Date: 2012-12-11 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ldthomps.livejournal.com
I will NEVER TIRE of your reccs, for lo', phrases like, "mbating with a lemon treated cheese grater but I still liked it" MAKE MY DAY.

Date: 2012-12-11 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
GOD IT DELIGHTS ME THAT THIS IS YOUR REACTION.

Date: 2012-12-11 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com
That is among my very favorite games :DDDDDD

Date: 2012-12-11 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
AWWWWW, I LOVE IT WHEN MY STOCKHOLM SYNDROME STRATEGY IS EFFECTIVE

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Date: 2012-12-11 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com
I'M GOING TO READ ALL OF THESE BEFORE SUNDAY AND THEN MAKE YOU TALK ABOUT THEM ALL.

WHY WOULD NOT SHARE THE MPREG? IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE.

Date: 2012-12-11 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
LET'S DO IT. AMY WILL LOVE THAT.

BECAUSE IT'S TOO PERSONAL. IT'S TOO PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2012-12-11 02:55 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com
ugh, excuse me, I'm going to need you to quit everything and just stay at home all day preparing carefully curated lists of ridiculous porns for me to read, okay, is that going to work for you, because that's how it's going to have to be now. *opens one million tabs*

Date: 2012-12-11 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
on it bud! just make sure to let j know i need to live in your cabinets because of my homelessness.

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Date: 2012-12-11 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com
Some of these links are purple for me but SOME ARE NOT. I AM EXCITED.

Also, this is not related to Teen Wolf fandom in any way whatsoever, but I was reading a fanfiction today where two characters eat hot wings together and then immediately afterward one gives the other an hj, which seems to me like it would be PRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE. Like, I've never had a dick or anything, but I have eaten my share of hot wings, and even after 800 thousand napkins, I wouldn't want hot wing fingers anywhere near my nether regions. JUST SOME THOUGHTS I HAD TODAY.

Date: 2012-12-11 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Date: 2012-12-11 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
Do you think that's someone's kink? Like they were sitting down, and like "What would make this sex scene more arousing?" HOT SAUCE.

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Date: 2012-12-11 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
PS PLEASE READ THAT TAYLOR SWIFT THING. I KNOW I SNUCK IN A BADFIC IN THERE LIKE THAT WAS NORMAL BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT. DEREK'S MS PAINT DRAWING. "WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO, DEREK?" "A BAND U NEVER HEARD OF" I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SHARE MY JOY IN ITS EXISTENCE

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Date: 2012-12-11 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthespoons.livejournal.com
which ones of these have NOT EVEN A MENTION OF MPREG OR KNOTTING because those are the ones I want to read

Date: 2012-12-11 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
YOU'RE SO UNREASONABLE.

The first one is the only one with mpreg but IT'S NOT EVEN ON SCREEN, IT'S JUST IMPLIED! IT'S FUCKING GREAT!

Red Against the Snow is the only one with knotting. UGH GET OVER IT CASEY, KNOTTING IS WHERE IT'S AT. LOVE BOYS CRYING BECAUSE GOLF BALL DICKS ARE IN THEIR BUTTS.

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Date: 2012-12-11 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartequals.livejournal.com
oh my god that beauty and the beast au OH MY GOD

Date: 2012-12-15 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
RIGHT? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? DID YOU LIKE HOW JACKSON WAS HEALTH CONSCIOUS EVEN THOUGH HE'S A REPTILE? DID YOU LOVE THAT SCOTT WAS LUMIERE?

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Date: 2012-12-11 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leatherteal.livejournal.com
Is my favorite part of this insane Taylor Swift songfic when Derek draws Stiles an mspaint picture of a wolf and then gets butthurt that Stiles doesn't appreciate it? Or is my favorite part that Derek sleeps on a nest of straw? OR IS MY FAVORITE PART THIS: "Stiles, listen, I'm really trying to work on…feelings," he said the word as a normal person might say "feces." SINCERELY DON'T KNOW.

still haven't actually read any sterek to completion but i don't know how to honor these questions adequately and it's agony. do you think the landlord would be peeved if i carved them into the ceiling over my bed?

Date: 2012-12-13 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leatherteal.livejournal.com
figures this would be the first sterek fic i actually finish

lea i'm crying why did they only bother to make derek "hipster" for like three lines of dialogue? why does this author's repertoire also include community noncon? ARE THEY BEING SINCERE?

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Date: 2012-12-11 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com
There are a bunch I haven't read, but I've now either read them or have them saved to read, and you are the absolute best with your recs!

EVERY DAY A NEW STORY IS POSTED WHERE DEREK IS LIKE "I'M GONNA FILL YOU UP. GONNA BREED YOU WITH BABIES" AND 50% OF THE TIME HE DOES AND 50% OF THE TIME THAT'S JUST HIS DIRTY TALK. AM I RUINED FOR EVERY FANDOM EVER? PROBS.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are my soulmate, and I've married you on the astral plane.

Date: 2012-12-15 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
well wife, i see this being a long and fruitful relationship where we just get hysterical about insane smut. "YOU'LL SMELL LIKE ME FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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Date: 2012-12-12 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com
I HAVE NOT READ ANY OF THESE YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Date: 2012-12-15 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunktuesdays.livejournal.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVES

Date: 2012-12-13 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy-coconut.livejournal.com
i am reading the hell out of these. thank you!

Date: 2012-12-13 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy-coconut.livejournal.com
ALSO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD MENTION I AM TOTALLY INTO GRAPHIC MPREG. JUST SAYING.

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