Hi guys! I am in Chicago! ...on Hannah's couch, eating junk food and surfing the interwebs. Whatever, you wish you were that cool.
Anyways, the thing some of you may or may not know about me is that I raaaaarely read fic that is not Pete/Patrick. I mean, honestly I prefer
high quality, but I read every Pete/Patrick fic there is. Even ones where they break up FOB and then Patrick is dying. (WHY DO BADFICCERS LOVE KILLING PATRICK SO MUCH????)
But um, marksykins
put on a fantastic fic exchange (SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR COMPETENCY SO MUCH) with a lot of my favorite writers, which totally caused me to read some other stuff.
HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU ALSO SHOULD READ. janet_carter
: Not Exactly Sam Spade's Problems
(Bob/Brian) Private Eyes! Secret boyfriends! Robot dogs! LOTS OF MY KINKS GUYS. AND I DIDN'T EVEN FIND AND REPLACE NAMES.lordessrenegade
: Gee, You Are You
(Ray/Frank) Mikeyway giving anyone relationship advice is LOLARIOUS. Also I reeeeeally love when people are oblivioussss.welltimedsmiles
: First Tell Me Which Road You Will Take
(Brendon/Ryan) Longtime established relationship fic has to have some angst in the middle to make it an actual story, and she friggin does such a fantastic job of doing that realistically, so you don't even realize that's the point. And yay, hopeful endings ♥♥♥
And of fucking course the fic that is for meeeeeeee--quettaser
: Six Dudes, One House and a Baby
(Fuck City Gen) This one time Rachel knows everything I love in the world and then added a baby. Um, who loves babies? ME.
ALSO BEFORE I SIGN OFF AND GO BACK TO VACATIONING ON SOMEONE ELSE'S COUCH, in keeping only with the theme of shit I wouldn't have I predicted I would have read and then I totally did and loved it. thesamefire
: Grin and Bear It
(Pete/Joe) Um, this is probably the most embarrassing, because I sometimes am mortally offended by Pete/Joe as pearl_o
have had to listen to, but um wow, I really really enjoyed this.
The teddy bear is nice, as teddy bears go, Joe supposes; it's a reasonable size, and it's wearing a green reindeer sweater and a red Santa hat. Seasonally appropriate, always a plus. He really doesn't think it's so nice that he wants to have sex with it, though. He holds it gingerly as he asks, "I'm not going to have to have sex with this, am I?"
"Nope," Pete says. "You just need to gaze at it adoringly."
WHAT. LIKE YOU EXPECTED ME NOT TO LOVE FURRY JOKES. AHAHAHAHAHAH.