drunktuesdays: ([TW] young suffering mother wizard)
Y'ALL FOR LIKE ELEVEN YEARS, [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove HAS BEEN ASKING ME STRANGE QUESTIONS THAT I ONLY KNEW RELATED TO THE DARRY O'BRYLES FIC SHE WAS WRITING ME. IT WENT ON SOOOOOO LOOOOOONG THAT I STARTED TO THINK THAT MAYBE SHE WAS ELABORATELY PRANKING ME AND THAT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. BUT IT DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to go read it. RIGHT NOW, YOU DONUT. If you don't know what Darry O'Bryles is, it's Dylan O'Brien from Teen Wolf flurting with Harry Styles from One Direction and it's literally all I wanted for everrrrrrrrr.

But even if you don't care about Harry Styles, you should still read this, because Brenna's DOB is flawless. He's a beautiful painting who has a hilarious friendship with Tyler Posey and the rest of the cast. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART:

"Sweetie, you're gorgeous," Holland says. She reaches over and starts pinching various parts of his face. "Look how rosy your cheeks are! And you have the most perfect little button nose."

"Just what every person wants in a man," Dylan mutters. "You're making me sound like I look like a Christmas elf."

"You're fucking hot," Posey says. "You have fuckable lips and a bangin' beach body. Look at your fuckin', like, gun show. Flex for me." Posey manipulates Dylan's arm into flexing. "Damn. Can I get tickets to that? I wanna do you. I'd do you in a second. I'd do you in less than a second. I'll do you right now."

"Don't do me right now," Dylan says, shaking Posey off his arm.

"How many people have you said that speech to, Posey?" Holland says.

"A few," Posey says. He looks into Dylan's eyes. "But this time I mean it."


GO READ IT AND COME BACK TO ME, GODDAMNNIT!

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