drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
[livejournal.com profile] tw_fallharvest reveals were yesterday! Thanks again to Unavee for my beautiful gift!

And for my own records, here was my story:

We Are Tangled
5700 words, rated T
no archive warnings apply, email me if you have any questions
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek as per usual, and INVALUABLE cheerleading from [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted

"You should possibly consider calling your pack. I think they think you're dead."

"I would," Derek said, frustrated. "Except you're the only one who can hear or see me."

Read it on the archive
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
anything, anything
derek/stiles
5200 words, explicit
set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna. Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating.

read it on the archive
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
UGH SO SOMETIMES [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna EMAILS ME WITH RIDICULOUS THINGS LIKE "I'm sexually attracted to Stiles laughing and licking his lips and glancing up through his eyelashes and a stranger-danger alpha leering and saying "god you're such a cocktease" and everyone being like ????!!!!!!??! and we the reader being like, but KIND OF, THOUGH."

and then I wrote her that fic because I am nothing if not easy for Hannah.

all you're giving me is friction
derek/stiles,
4700 words, mature
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek
read it on the archive
drunktuesdays: ([1D] young and wild and free)
The World's Not Waiting
Harry/Louis (One Direction)
5800 words, explicit
beta by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek and [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes
no common warnings apply, contains an OC
also on ao3

Do you think Harry’s being slowly seduced by a con man in ugly khakis? )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] necessary koalifications)
long nights, hard times
harry/louis (one direction)
rated r, 4039 words
no major warnings apply
on the archive
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes and [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek. Big ups to [livejournal.com profile] llassah for consulting assistance.

He didn't offer further explanation, because 'I'm in a no-sex bet' would probably cause more questions than it would answer. )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] you are the song)
hello sunshine
Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson (One Direction)
Rated PG-13, 3306 words
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes
No major warnings apply, feel free to email me about the content.
also posted at AO3

This was a joke I started as an email to [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes after she said the best way to knock [livejournal.com profile] sodamnquirky into a new fandom was a Harry Potter AU. Here you go, Marly. LOL?

If you don't know who these people are, apparently I'm in popslash now and here's a primer.

Harry Styles met Louis Tomlinson on the train to Hogwarts when he was eleven years and two days old. )
drunktuesdays: ([DiVaS] i think i was eve)
Uh, this is just short, unbetaed This Means War porn, AU from the end of the car chase. No promises of quality.

Tuck/Lauren/FDR
NC-17, 1948 words,
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me.
Read it on the archive.

You were right, I did like his little orgasm noises )
drunktuesdays: ([COMM] i will NEVER DIE)
Boy do I feel like I have so much to tell you about but I always forget everything as soon as I open Livejournal.

First things first, let me tell you a storyabout nailpolish )

Anywho, it is YULETIDE REVEALS which I was ESPECIALLY anxious for this year, because I wrote something that I feel simultaneously proud of and crazy nervous.

My recipient was [livejournal.com profile] ishie who I love and knew from her 30 Rock stories. We matched on Downton Abbey, which I was excited to try to write, and THEN I read her request and her first prompt was for Mary/Carlisle and I was like WHAT? Who would even SHIP THAT, he's clearly a gigantic feelings challenged asshole!!

But then I couldn't stop THINKING about it, and as I was talking it out with [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek I actually totally talked myself into it. What really got me going was Ishie specifically asking for "wounding each other and reluctant affection and bitterness and grudging admiration" and I was like, yes, I love ALL of that stuff as well, and really, Mary is sort of a gigantic feelings challenged asshole herself.

Once I started going, I didn't stop and I wrote 6K in basically a week. It's the longest thing I've ever written, and I think it's the best thing I've ever written as well. I knew it wasn't going to be as popular as Mary/Matthew stories are, but I was HUMONGOUS caught up on whether Ishie would like it, and she did! So it was a success for me!

So anyways, if you wanted to read it, it's called Take Care!

Then I watched the Christmas special and cut for spoilers )

My Yuletide gift was a Community story from Eli called Mercurial Adventures in Chemistry and it is GEN about my favorite group of dummies on television. Wicked pleased!


And now I am going to sit quietly and recover from the straight up punishment I delivered to my liver, and wash the lipstick stains off my rack. Happy New Year, guys!
drunktuesdays: ([COMM] thought i was abed)
Snapshots of Our First Apartment
Troy/Abed (Community)
beta'd by the glorious [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek
~2000 words PG

It started when everything got super weird with Pierce. )
drunktuesdays: ([COMM] we're applying as a twosome)
So Friday night I had this huge plan to pamper myself in the empty apartment and make mixed drinks and eat a lasagna I was craving and watch bad tv. Instead I wrote this!

quit your life and stay with me
community: troy/abed
rated r, 2750 words
betaed by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me.
read it on AO3

Abed made the announcement two weeks before the semester ended. )
drunktuesdays: ([PLL] i think something's wrong with me)
SOMEONE KNIFE ME I CAN'T STOP BEING EMBARRASSINGLY SINCERE ABOUT MY LOVE OF THIS SHOW.

If you would like to read this but not watch this show, watch this vid first. It is also sincere but the least embarrassing of the NINE HUNDRED I have watched today.

lipsmacker kiss (you're the one i miss)
Emily/Maya, past Emily/Alison (Pretty Little Liars)
no warnings apply, crossposted to my AO3
550 words, beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes

The first time Emily had made out with a girl, it was Alison. Obviously. )
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] stars in our eyes)
LOL SPAMMING BUT GUYS I BARELY CARE ABOUT SPORTS AND AM THE WORST KIND OF OLYMPIC SLASHER WHERE I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY WATCHED THE OLYMPICS BUT I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THE GIRL BROS ON THE CANADIAN HOCKEY TEAM.



Via [livejournal.com profile] britbitribbit. I am mostly posting it so I can CLOSE THE TAB and stop staring at it. GD I LOVE DBAGS WITH CIGARS. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ME PORN ABOUT THEM MOTORBOATING?????

Uhm. So I was totally right about the Greek exchange. The loveliest [livejournal.com profile] allthespoons wrote my fic, and let me link it again because I just lol'd thinking about it. We Got Spots.

I wrote First Comes Crime, Then Comes Marriage, a Casey/Katherine marriage of convenience fic for [livejournal.com profile] janet_carter. Hilariously I was writing for her as we both sat on [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek's kitchen floor.

The story I was writing then was not the one I ended up with though. I was trying to write an Ashleigh/Rebecca telepathy story, that barnacle had to call me about to break it to me how bad it was. LOLOLOLOL. Luckily she helped me pull through with something else at the last second, and Giddy was the best and betaed it for me.

Also I am hugely amused that I have never written a pairing twice so far. I have written Ashleigh/Rebecca, Casey/Ashleigh, Calvin/Evan, Evan/Rebecca, and Dale&Calvin, and of course, now Casey/Katherine. I actually kind of like it, despite how little anyone comments on AOOOOOOOO. What is up with that, I wonder? I do it myself, sometimes. I don't comment as much as I should when I get off livejournal sites. I think it's the lack of icon.

Speaking of Greek, wasn't it so tragic how ABCFam lost every scene that didn't have Rebecca in it? Gee golly gosh! more about last week's episode )
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] please don't get me rescued)
HI THIS IS A WEEK LATE, BUT MY LIFE GOT REAL NUTS. ALSO LOLOLOL GIDDY ASKED FOR THIS, I SWEAR SHE DID. IT'S NOT JUST ME INDULGING MY OWN KINKS. THIS TIME.

there's a corner of your heart for me
casey/ashleigh, pg
future fic, fempreg, unabashed sap
for [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek, betaed by [livejournal.com profile] barnacling
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me

The absolute best part of working in D.C. was that Ashleigh came with her.

happy birthday, giddy! )
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[livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes: i rly think there should be a greek/community crossover centering around the fact that abed was in dale's purity club

What [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes wants, [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes gets.

tastes like special drink
1613 words
troy/abed
dumb schmoop
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me

Abed disappears every Thursday at 2:30. It wouldn't be weird except that Troy and Abed have Early Roman History on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and after class, Troy always turns to Abed and makes some awesome joke about the subject and Abed laughs and they go eat french fries. Except on Thursdays when Troy turns in his seat and Abed's already packed and halfway across the room to the doorway. It shouldn't be weird, but it is a little.

Read it at the Archive
drunktuesdays: ([DiVaS] god and the gays)
petewentz: literally climbing the walls thinking of something creative to do. about 17 hours ago from web

petewentz: a flurry of inactivity kinda of like a flightless bird about to flop. from web

THINGS PETE WENTZ SHOULD DO WITH HIS FREE TIME: A LIST

  • GIVE PATRICK A CALL
  • VISIT THE ARTS AND CRAFTS STORE
  • ACTUALLY TAKE UP YOGA
  • STAR IN ANOTHER EMBARASSMENT SQUICKY DIALOGUE/SMOKING HOT SEX SCENE FILLED MOVIE
  • GIVE TRAVIS A CALL. MAN'S GOING SOLO, PERHAPS WOULD LIKE SOME HELP???
  • GIVE PANIC A CALL. WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING. DOESN'T HE (IN THEORY) RUN DECAYDANCE?
  • TAKE UP COOKING
  • DESIGN AN UGLY TEESHIRT
  • SRSLY, GIVE PATRICK A CALL

Pete Wentz, get a gd job!!!

Hello my dears! I had a quite lovely weekend. I picked [livejournal.com profile] barnacling up from the airport on Thursday afternoon, had a TOTALLY FAIL-FREE RIDE HOME, took off my pajamas for the first time in a week, and waited for [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek and [livejournal.com profile] janet_carter to arrive so that we could take the train down to NYC to attend a swank bash hosted by [livejournal.com profile] pearl_o and [livejournal.com profile] fox1013. They were LOVELY hostesses, and I got to dance and party and sing with some of my favorite ladies in the land, including [livejournal.com profile] happy_coconut who I got to meet for the first time, and Hannah's lovely girlfriend [livejournal.com profile] thehoyden who I ADORE a little more EVERY TIME we meet and she proves again undeterred by my insane creepiness towards the two of them.

There is a picture Giddy has somewhere of Hannah singing, and me looking on with total hearteyes and I'm pretty sure it sums up the night. COME HERE FANGIRLS. LET ME PRETEND YOU CAN'T HEAR ME AS I EXPOUND UPON YOUR GREATNESS. But now they are gone, and my [livejournal.com profile] barnacling is on a plane going too far from me. :(

Yuletide reveals went live while I was away! The LOVELY [livejournal.com profile] fujiidom wrote my fun fun awesome A Very Greek Christmas fic, and Marksy wrote me a madness fic for Community that just tickled me pink right here. I am a lucky lucky lady.

I wrote Rebecca/Evan for [livejournal.com profile] allthespoons! I'm Gonna Tell It Like A Comeback Story, 2,134 words. I wrote for Casey last Christmas in a bandom gift exchange, and now I want to make it a tradition, because I am SO proud of both stories. I am such a giant cop out when it comes to writing porn, because I'm like FIVE or something, and writing for Casey makes me step outside my comfort zone in all the best ways. Yay, yuletide, yay Casey!!!

I also wrote a REALLY DUMB MADNESS FIC for [livejournal.com profile] iamtheenemy. I Won't Make the Same Mistakes, Ashleigh Gen featuring Cobra Starship's cobra. :D? :D? :DDDD?

Speaking of Greek, our beloved [livejournal.com profile] greekrow mods are doing a Valentine's Day Exchange modeled on yuletide. At least 1000 words, reveals after posting, hosted on AO3. Please sign up!!!!!!

I think that is all of my garbage for the week. I have two [livejournal.com profile] popoffacork tabs open, three yuletides, and a West Wing episode queued up, waiting for my descent into slobbishness. WHAT UP VACATION, LOVE YOU BEST.

PS: I AM CATCHING UP ON LIKE A WEEK OF POSTS, AND OTHER IGNORED TASKS. PRETEND ALL THE COMMENTS AND REPIES YOU MIGHT GET FROM ME TODAY ARE TIMELY
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] modeled in milan)
bring that beat back to me again
evan/calvin
~2700 words, pg-13
beta'd, audienced and cheerleaded by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes without whom i'd never write anything. aided and abetted by [livejournal.com profile] riadsala who pointed out that geography doesn't matter when you're working with an ohio where you can wear short sleeves in the winter.
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me.

Calvin pops into Evan's open doorway, and blinks at the open suitcases and clothes tossed over pretty much every available surface.  )
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] same impulsive drunks)
This is hands down the stupidest thing I've ever written. I don't know why you're friends with me.

surely you can't be serious
kappa tau gen, no spoilers for the third season
1200 words, pg
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted
warning: mpreg

I laugh in the face of activated charcoal. )
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] truelovestories never have endings)
So when I went to Boston to see Gaslight Anthem, I was still recovering from that flu and probs should not have been wandering in the cold rain as much as I was. I was trying to be as stealth about it as possible, but I started feeling real faint at the show, and went to the bathroom to sit down for a minute, and clear my head. My ipod touch fell out of my back pocket and I picked it up, put it on the tampon garbage container thing and GUESS WHO WAS SO OUT OF IT THAT WHEN THEY EVENTUALLY GOT IT TOGETHER, THEY FORGOT IT.


I was totes distraught for the rest of the night, but then I got an email the next day from a dude who's girlfriend found it, asking if I wanted to meet up and get it back. My face was pretty much a literal :D! but as I don't live in Boston, I asked him if I could send him some money via paypal to send it to me. I offered him a reward because SERIOUSLY WHO RETURNS IPODS??

And then I get the email back that says:

Hey Lea,

Not a problem. Just let me know where you'd like it sent and I'll get it out to you. And save the $25...just pay it forward :-)


DOESN'T THAT LIKE COMPLETELY REAFFIRM YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY? I was certain he was lying and I was never going to seee it again, because clearly no one could be that great. But today I got home from the longest day of school ever, and there it was. My little scrooge heart is all warmed and shit.

BTW I wrote Beaver/Wade for [livejournal.com profile] pearl_o's hickey meme right here.
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] that's just how i roll man)
LOLOL FML

you're only king once
dale gen, hints of dale/calvin i guess
spoilers for 3x01 AKA NO [livejournal.com profile] giddygeekS ARE TO READ THIS YET
1000 words, pg, unbetaed
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me.

Dale doesn't lie. Not to others, and not to himself. Ninth commandment, God's law. )
drunktuesdays: ([GRK] madam president)
we will put the lonesome on the shelf
ashleigh/rebecca
spoilers up to 2.18
1300 words
beta by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes
none of the major triggers are present in this story. if you have questions about the content, feel free to email me.


baby how we spoon like no one else )

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