drunktuesdays: ([M] light through a kaleidoscope)
You ever have moments where you're like "I think this is too stupid to post to LJ" but then you do it anyways because you're actually shocked by the depths of your stupidity?

One of the members at my gym owns a carwash, and he gave me a token for a free one for Christmas. I had to waste time yesterday, so I figured I'd use it even though we're expecting more snow tomorrow. (I KNOW, HOLD ON, IT GETS DUMBER.) So I went through the automatic carwash, got all the salt and ick off, made Esteban look GORGEOUS. I was pleased!

Today I start my car for work. Everything's fine, everything is golden. Pull up to Dunkin Donuts, lock my door, head in for delicious caffeinated beverages. I come out, balancing my tray full of coffees, and...the key won't turn in the lock.

Fine. I go around to the other side, unlock that door, and reach across the seat to unlock the driver's side. I CANNOT PULL THE LITTLE TAB UP.

FINE. I CRAWL ACROSS THE FUCKING CONSOLE WITH MY TRAY OF COFFEE. Reach back, try to close the passenger door. It won't close. Now I HAVE to lock it in order to drive the car without it swinging open.

I FINALLY ARRIVE AT WORK. CANNOT OPEN ANY OF THE DOORS. HAVE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, COFFEE STILL IN HAND.

i need someone to follow me around and tell me things like not to go to carwashes when it is 13° out, because APPARENTLY that causes problems. /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
drunktuesdays: ([M] light through a kaleidoscope)
You ever have moments where you're like "I think this is too stupid to post to LJ" but then you do it anyways because you're actually shocked by the depths of your stupidity?

One of the members at my gym owns a carwash, and he gave me a token for a free one for Christmas. I had to waste time yesterday, so I figured I'd use it even though we're expecting more snow tomorrow. (I KNOW, HOLD ON, IT GETS DUMBER.) So I went through the automatic carwash, got all the salt and ick off, made Esteban look GORGEOUS. I was pleased!

Today I start my car for work. Everything's fine, everything is golden. Pull up to Dunkin Donuts, lock my door, head in for delicious caffeinated beverages. I come out, balancing my tray full of coffees, and...the key won't turn in the lock.

Fine. I go around to the other side, unlock that door, and reach across the seat to unlock the driver's side. I CANNOT PULL THE LITTLE TAB UP.

FINE. I CRAWL ACROSS THE FUCKING CONSOLE WITH MY TRAY OF COFFEE. Reach back, try to close the passenger door. It won't close. Now I HAVE to lock it in order to drive the car without it swinging open.

I FINALLY ARRIVE AT WORK. CANNOT OPEN ANY OF THE DOORS. HAVE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, COFFEE STILL IN HAND.

i need someone to follow me around and tell me things like not to go to carwashes when it is 13° out, because APPARENTLY that causes problems. /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] Ashlee headphones)
I'm avoiding packing because it seems boring.

I get irrationally angry everytime I'm reminded of the Little Miss Fall Out Boy Shirt.

It's just so unfair you guys! The Mr. Men were so much cooler! And I loved the stupid books so fucking much, and we had bootlegged tapes of the cartoons, and it was awesome! But then the Little Misses were so fucking lame, and I don't care about Little Miss Scatterbrains! I want more Mr. Clever!

AND HILARIOUSLY GUESS WHAT I FOUND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER MR CLEVER'S NAME (Why did I think he was Mr. Witty?)

Mr. Cheerful was the last Mr. Men to be created, and his story does not contain the usual ‘change for the better’ outcome of the originals. He has a secret which he keeps under his hat.

When Little Miss Splendid demands he take his hat off when greeting a lady. In doing so, he reveals that he has only three hairs on the top of his head. Little Miss Splendid reminds him it is not his hair, but his large smile that people love him for. As the final sentence in the final book reads …

“Hats off to Mr. Cheerful!”


PATRICK/GRETA Y/Y/MFY?
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] Ashlee headphones)
I'm avoiding packing because it seems boring.

I get irrationally angry everytime I'm reminded of the Little Miss Fall Out Boy Shirt.

It's just so unfair you guys! The Mr. Men were so much cooler! And I loved the stupid books so fucking much, and we had bootlegged tapes of the cartoons, and it was awesome! But then the Little Misses were so fucking lame, and I don't care about Little Miss Scatterbrains! I want more Mr. Clever!

AND HILARIOUSLY GUESS WHAT I FOUND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER MR CLEVER'S NAME (Why did I think he was Mr. Witty?)

Mr. Cheerful was the last Mr. Men to be created, and his story does not contain the usual ‘change for the better’ outcome of the originals. He has a secret which he keeps under his hat.

When Little Miss Splendid demands he take his hat off when greeting a lady. In doing so, he reveals that he has only three hairs on the top of his head. Little Miss Splendid reminds him it is not his hair, but his large smile that people love him for. As the final sentence in the final book reads …

“Hats off to Mr. Cheerful!”


PATRICK/GRETA Y/Y/MFY?

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