drunktuesdays: ([FOB] HE IS A GOOD PERSON)
You guys I don't want to derail you from sendin hannah birthday wishes but I simply cannot deal with this any longer.

Peter Louis Kingston Wentz III made me and my friends a teeshirt. And not even like...some random shirt with a hidden allusion to make us laugh. No, boy went balls out and made the teeshirt we would make if we ever wanted official teeshirts.

I was totally tipsy laying around my floor harassing [livejournal.com profile] go_gentle when it all went down, and I told [livejournal.com profile] just_katarin, you know I keep lying to my flist! I keep saying, this is over, I'm out, I don't read bandom fic anymore, I barely keep up with most comms, I might be in this fandom or this one! And then something happens, and it's like a stupid leash around my heart lol no's me. It's things like this that's why! Pete doesn't just appreciate his fans from a safe distance. Motherfucker lurks out the best comms, and makes them swag. He posts demos for ten seconds, to reward truly the creepiest and dedicated of us. He is a flipping weirdo and I love him.

Aaaaand Jensen just made me kick my feet around the bed.

RE the ICH shirt: I know a guy who has been to a dozen Gallagher comedy shows sitting very close to the front row. He told me once that he had a lot of fun at the first 11, by holding up the tarp everytime Gallagher would break something with his sledgehammer forcing it to fly all over the audience, but he didn’t feel like he connected with Gallagher, it lacked the full experience for him.

But only on his 12th show, when he forgot his tarp at home, and the exploding chunks of pineapple, tomato and watermelon found its way onto his skin did he actually feel like he was one with Gallagher. Like he was answered by someone he looked up to and had been praising for so many years to his doubting friends. The wounds of broken fruit told him to stick around. He was liked. He was appreciated.

I made that whole story up. OBVIOUSLY nobody I know goes to Gallagher shows.


WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
IS
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FANDOM
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Things I Want: A List

--Disgustingly domestically shmoopy Pete/Ashlee curtain!fic with sonograms, and cribs, and the epic DO WE BUY PACIFIERS??? debates, and hot ass pregnancy sex because I have a fetish now, thanks Pete Wentz.

--Hushies long fic. Greta's first time, really. WITH BOB. And like, she's known him forever, since seventh freaking grade, and they're not together together, but it has to be him. It's not going to be anyone else. And Bob's just like "OH GODDDDDDDD" and ends up more nervous than she is, and it's not even his first time. And time passes, and they get signed, and they date other people, but sometimes its just like that, because it's them

--Dirty Andy/Matt porn. I had more I was going to say here, but I typoed Dirty/Andy/Matt porn and laughed so hard I had to take a break. DIRTY/ANDY/MATT OT3

--I was reading Lindsay Lohan's blog this morning (Shut up, she is so cute and articulate and stable now!) and she mentions going out with a friend named Patrick. Um, I'd read it.

--Travis/Matt high school. Like, driving around after graduation, talking about getting out and growing up, and how one of them really needs to be blowing the other one right now.

--Kanye/Fiddy. [livejournal.com profile] at_the_rhymer seems really promising. *hopes and hopes*

--Peeeeeeete/Paaaaaaatrick
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Things I Want: A List

--Disgustingly domestically shmoopy Pete/Ashlee curtain!fic with sonograms, and cribs, and the epic DO WE BUY PACIFIERS??? debates, and hot ass pregnancy sex because I have a fetish now, thanks Pete Wentz.

--Hushies long fic. Greta's first time, really. WITH BOB. And like, she's known him forever, since seventh freaking grade, and they're not together together, but it has to be him. It's not going to be anyone else. And Bob's just like "OH GODDDDDDDD" and ends up more nervous than she is, and it's not even his first time. And time passes, and they get signed, and they date other people, but sometimes its just like that, because it's them

--Dirty Andy/Matt porn. I had more I was going to say here, but I typoed Dirty/Andy/Matt porn and laughed so hard I had to take a break. DIRTY/ANDY/MATT OT3

--I was reading Lindsay Lohan's blog this morning (Shut up, she is so cute and articulate and stable now!) and she mentions going out with a friend named Patrick. Um, I'd read it.

--Travis/Matt high school. Like, driving around after graduation, talking about getting out and growing up, and how one of them really needs to be blowing the other one right now.

--Kanye/Fiddy. [livejournal.com profile] at_the_rhymer seems really promising. *hopes and hopes*

--Peeeeeeete/Paaaaaaatrick
drunktuesdays: ([GEN] H is for)
HIIIIIIIII I am home from the greatest weekend since the last greatest weekend I had with bandom! Sorry about the voice posts! At least you didn't have to hear the first one I made, it's just straight up giggling and me and [livejournal.com profile] fayemeadows yelling in the background. AWESOME. Me and [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek have a band! Called Bandwidth! Oh so so clever.

I just took the longest nap in the history of ever, and I still am not very awake. That's an excuse not to write a recap, right? [livejournal.com profile] riadsala's is coming and I totally helped contribute to that at dinner!

But I am going to tell you one story because I do not want it to get twisted LIKE IT DOES ON THE INTERNETS, IE I AM NOT A FURRY. So I'm in line with [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna, [livejournal.com profile] ashairam, [livejournal.com profile] marksykins, [livejournal.com profile] riadsala, and [livejournal.com profile] quettaser. And Hannah says something about penguins. And naturally my answer was like "Oh, like the one in your comments! And Hannah is like "I don't know what you're talking about! What au?" So I detailed what I remembered, and how it was, you know, penguin mpreg, and Hannah was like "Wait, wait, is he really a penguin? Or is he just a Patrick capable of laying eggs?" And that was it, I just was set off. So Ash and Caroline are like WHAT IS SO FUNNY? And I can't really explain! I am laughing too hard! So I pantomime, as you do! I'm going PENGUINS and doing a squatty motion meant to symbolize egg laying!

And then a hush falls over the group. And Zach says "What's so funny? Share it with the class!"

GREAT STORY I KNOW, SOMEONE GET ME A SCARF IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN CHOKE MYSELF WITH IT.
drunktuesdays: ([GEN] H is for)
HIIIIIIIII I am home from the greatest weekend since the last greatest weekend I had with bandom! Sorry about the voice posts! At least you didn't have to hear the first one I made, it's just straight up giggling and me and [livejournal.com profile] fayemeadows yelling in the background. AWESOME. Me and [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek have a band! Called Bandwidth! Oh so so clever.

I just took the longest nap in the history of ever, and I still am not very awake. That's an excuse not to write a recap, right? [livejournal.com profile] riadsala's is coming and I totally helped contribute to that at dinner!

But I am going to tell you one story because I do not want it to get twisted LIKE IT DOES ON THE INTERNETS, IE I AM NOT A FURRY. So I'm in line with [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna, [livejournal.com profile] ashairam, [livejournal.com profile] marksykins, [livejournal.com profile] riadsala, and [livejournal.com profile] quettaser. And Hannah says something about penguins. And naturally my answer was like "Oh, like the one in your comments! And Hannah is like "I don't know what you're talking about! What au?" So I detailed what I remembered, and how it was, you know, penguin mpreg, and Hannah was like "Wait, wait, is he really a penguin? Or is he just a Patrick capable of laying eggs?" And that was it, I just was set off. So Ash and Caroline are like WHAT IS SO FUNNY? And I can't really explain! I am laughing too hard! So I pantomime, as you do! I'm going PENGUINS and doing a squatty motion meant to symbolize egg laying!

And then a hush falls over the group. And Zach says "What's so funny? Share it with the class!"

GREAT STORY I KNOW, SOMEONE GET ME A SCARF IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN CHOKE MYSELF WITH IT.

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