drunktuesdays: ([COM] like a gladiator in a desk fort)
"Gender definitely does exist. And where I stand on the fembot issue is this: A Cybertronian robot should have the right to marry anyone he or she desires, provided that they are consensual beings." —Transformers writer Mike Costa, settling the debate over gender (and gay marriage) in the tron universe

So that settles that, in case you were wondering, the transformers are more socially progressive than we are.

I don't even know what is going on in this LJ lately. I feel very all over the place fannishly, like I can't decide what's gonna be my next fandom. I am a very monogamous lady and it feels weird to not be sucked into ANYTHING right now. Let it be said now, and forever that I do not take defriendings personally. I do it to others when I need to, and I will still totally give you a high five if we hang out in person, even if you have hit the "can't read this NONSENSE LIVEJOURNAL" anymore. ♥

In the meantime, I'm very preoccupied with the...What is the pop diva version of RaPs? PaPs? PoPs? Popslash V2? Regardless, I made a joke to [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove about how I want fic where Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Pink form a motorcycle gang and ride cross country, and spent the day considering how very much I am NOT JOKING. In my head it's like, part Thelma & Louise, part Crossroads. Like, my appreciation for team!fic is well documented, but it's also super bolstered by the Video Phone video (which i would link to, but it's getting tos'd left and right.) and listening to G4L (link to the youtube of the audio, if you haven't dl'd yet) off of Rihanna's album, which has a little overkill on the word bitch, but also really attracts me in this sense of GIRL GANG. Girl, I'm with you, if they get you they get me kills me dead every time she sings it.

WHILE I HAVE YOU. What the hell is going on with Te Amo?? Is that song about how Rihanna hooked up with some girl, and accidentally led her on? FOLLOW UP QUESTION: HOW MUCH IS "RUDE BOY" ABOUT RIHANNA VERY DIRTILY TELLING SOME DUDE SHE'S GONNA PEG THE SHIT OUT OF HIM?

I'm grumpy because I need to go face a teacher I don't really feel like facing, and I don't have the money I wish I had to fly to Chicago to see Greta play Someone better show up and document the shit out of that for me. Also ask if she would like to come east and be a certain region's girlfriend.
drunktuesdays: ([GEN] somedays all i do is watch the sky)
My feet are literally the texture of shoe leather. I don't think I've worn shoes in a week, and I am paying for it with feet like the hide of CATTLE. These things are like walking around with snowshoes made from titanium. It's the best.

I took my best ladyfriends to my fam's favorite spot on the Jersey Shore last weekend, and pretty much turned into my mom. Beach chair under an umbrella, sitting on the surf at six am HELLO! Making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for all my little wards, WHAT UP. That is how I beach, my friends. Like a mom. Except with more platonic groping, and less being sober in a buffet line, probs.

I am having a good summer. I am tanned, upbeat, and happy. I have hung with all of my besties, spooned a few, gone on numerous adventures, and gotten belligerent all over the place. I told my therapist last week that shitty things keep happening, but they stay "these shitty things that are going on" and not necessarily life crumbling day wasting shitstorms. Of course then she broke the news that she's leaving the practice to go work in a nursing home. Superb!

One such shitty thing is that work is not going great. I am being basically laid off for a month, as the pool I run is getting shut down for repairs, and no one thought to announce it to the employees until last week. My coworkers are picking up shitty city jobs in the parks and lakes, but that's not my bag. Luckily I have gotten myself out of the hole of debt I got into I have been concerned a lot lately on how I'm going to graduate next year with one job on my resume that has not a whole lot of usable skills. I'm pretty much taking this shitty sitch and using it as a motivator to go job searching. I know there pretty much aren't any, but yikes, you know? THE WORDS USABLE SKILLS JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH LOLOLOL

During this time where I don't apparently have a job, or school yet, I figured I'd go see my [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna. I like traveling, and I like her, so that is something I am working on.
Except, because I am looking at such close dates, fares are stupidly high. I wanted to ask, has anyone ever used Priceline's Name Your Price option? What is the chances of not getting a flight? My dates and time of flights are so flexible that I could do drop of a hat times, but it makes me nervous to risk not going?

In news that will fascinate no one but me and [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove, Lady Gaga is still totally my celeb girlfriend. I watch a lot of interviews with her every day, and she gets asked a lot of dumb questions. Granted, she sometimes is wearing kermit outfits, or fake hair or whatever, but I see it time and time again, LG is constantly asked about boyfriends and whether she thinks her sexuality is a problem, boyfriends, why she feels the need to express her sexuality so openly, boyfriends, and SO ON FOR EVER AND EVER. Sometimes she responds rationally, sometimes she trolls them and answers nonsensically, but last week she got upset and said something that I wish more people would listen to.

See, if I was a guy, and I was sitting here with a cigarette in my hand and was grabbing my crotch and was talking about how I make music because I love fast cars and fucking girls, you’d call me a rock star. But when I do it in my music and in my videos, because I’m a female, because I make pop music, you’re judgemental and you say that it is distracting.


Love herrrrrr. Watch it here. She goes on to reject the term feminist for reasons I don't really understand, but it's clear she is, and I really enjoy her total lack of respect for music journalism and their lame ass double standards.
drunktuesdays: ([GG] lalalovelife)
You guys, I have been pretty much just emailing [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna ridiculous, badficcy, indulgent excuses for Merlin AUs between running around between all five classes and work. It goes like this *classclassclasswork* HANNAH I WANT A HIGH SCHOOL AU WHERE ARTHUR PLAYS FOOTBALL, AND MERLIN'S AN EMO. *workworkwork* I don't even want to pretend it is set in England, or at all good. I just want Arthur to ask Merlin to prom. Is that wrong?

I love Sundays. I'm always really determined to accomplish exactly nothing, and instead roll around on the couch and watch rom coms. Two Can Play That Game IS ALL CUED UP. I did go out and be productive already today, which is a disappointment to my daily goals. I had to run down to the mall and bitch about how my phone is already defective, the one I bought a month ago. :( :( :( While I was there, I stopped in the bookstore and found out there's another Jessica Darling book, Fourth Comings.

:D

Chuck Klosterman is always bitching about how John Cusack is ruining our perception of realistic love, and that's the reason we're all fucked up, but he is wrong. It is TOTALLY Marcus Flutie. Maaaaaarcus. Maaaaaaaaaaaaarcus. Come play me a song in your You. Yes, you. shirt. It'll be lovely. *____*

What is up, babies? Do you like that new MCR song? How about the last Gossip Girl episode? Should I watch Big Bang Theory?
drunktuesdays: ([GG] lalalovelife)
You guys, I have been pretty much just emailing [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna ridiculous, badficcy, indulgent excuses for Merlin AUs between running around between all five classes and work. It goes like this *classclassclasswork* HANNAH I WANT A HIGH SCHOOL AU WHERE ARTHUR PLAYS FOOTBALL, AND MERLIN'S AN EMO. *workworkwork* I don't even want to pretend it is set in England, or at all good. I just want Arthur to ask Merlin to prom. Is that wrong?

I love Sundays. I'm always really determined to accomplish exactly nothing, and instead roll around on the couch and watch rom coms. Two Can Play That Game IS ALL CUED UP. I did go out and be productive already today, which is a disappointment to my daily goals. I had to run down to the mall and bitch about how my phone is already defective, the one I bought a month ago. :( :( :( While I was there, I stopped in the bookstore and found out there's another Jessica Darling book, Fourth Comings.

:D

Chuck Klosterman is always bitching about how John Cusack is ruining our perception of realistic love, and that's the reason we're all fucked up, but he is wrong. It is TOTALLY Marcus Flutie. Maaaaaarcus. Maaaaaaaaaaaaarcus. Come play me a song in your You. Yes, you. shirt. It'll be lovely. *____*

What is up, babies? Do you like that new MCR song? How about the last Gossip Girl episode? Should I watch Big Bang Theory?
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] we will own the thoughts)
I don't really have tons to say about the show last night. It was fan-flipping-tastic as usual, and Pete Wentz still knows exactly what I want him to do and say at all times, because he is the architect of my dreams. You can read [livejournal.com profile] schuyler's liveblog here that pretty much covers everything.

But as usual, everything was made better by having my ladyfriends around me. [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna and I pretty much tried to injure each other every time Patrick moved, and the girl next to me split the candy cane Pete threw out with me. ALL IN ALL AN EXCELLENT EVENING. I hope everyone I concertcalled could hear anything, because my phone sucks, and I wish you all were there!

In other news, I took today off because I knew I'd be getting home super late, and I thought "Hey, I'll get my laundry done, and maybe turn in the portfolio due tonight, and perhaps maybe even head out to finish Christmas shopping!" It is now noon, and have I left my bed? Nope. FAIL.

ETA: ALSO I JUST GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster and I totally have a moral objection to opening christmas presents before Christmas, so it is sitting under my tree all YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OPEN ME and I BET I AM REALLY AWESOME and also WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU SENT OUT YOUR OWN SECRET SANTA GIFT AHOLE? :((((((
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] we will own the thoughts)
I don't really have tons to say about the show last night. It was fan-flipping-tastic as usual, and Pete Wentz still knows exactly what I want him to do and say at all times, because he is the architect of my dreams. You can read [livejournal.com profile] schuyler's liveblog here that pretty much covers everything.

But as usual, everything was made better by having my ladyfriends around me. [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna and I pretty much tried to injure each other every time Patrick moved, and the girl next to me split the candy cane Pete threw out with me. ALL IN ALL AN EXCELLENT EVENING. I hope everyone I concertcalled could hear anything, because my phone sucks, and I wish you all were there!

In other news, I took today off because I knew I'd be getting home super late, and I thought "Hey, I'll get my laundry done, and maybe turn in the portfolio due tonight, and perhaps maybe even head out to finish Christmas shopping!" It is now noon, and have I left my bed? Nope. FAIL.

ETA: ALSO I JUST GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster and I totally have a moral objection to opening christmas presents before Christmas, so it is sitting under my tree all YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OPEN ME and I BET I AM REALLY AWESOME and also WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU SENT OUT YOUR OWN SECRET SANTA GIFT AHOLE? :((((((
drunktuesdays: ([WW] Bartlet IS the president)
Oh my gosh I am watching the season four finale of TWW and FREAKING OUT. not going to liiiiiie. AHHHHHHHHHH. *biiiiiiites nails*

[livejournal.com profile] rain_dances finally got home from wherever the hell she was so that we could shout and flail about the album. There are a few people I need to talk to immediately when this shit goes down, and I did not know what to do when Liz was not there!

Speaking of the album, unpopular opinion I guess? I think it's sort of silly to worry about spoilers for an album. I don't think anyone could have spoiled me for what I felt listening to it, and I don't think it was a surprise that people would love it? I guess I would be annoyed if people were posting full lyrics uncut, but that's just because I'd hate scrolling.

ANYWAYS. Who's going to FOB on the 16th? I think [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek is getting my ticket? IDK, SHENANIGANS.

I did the holiday love meme. My thread is here. <3333
drunktuesdays: ([WW] Bartlet IS the president)
Oh my gosh I am watching the season four finale of TWW and FREAKING OUT. not going to liiiiiie. AHHHHHHHHHH. *biiiiiiites nails*

[livejournal.com profile] rain_dances finally got home from wherever the hell she was so that we could shout and flail about the album. There are a few people I need to talk to immediately when this shit goes down, and I did not know what to do when Liz was not there!

Speaking of the album, unpopular opinion I guess? I think it's sort of silly to worry about spoilers for an album. I don't think anyone could have spoiled me for what I felt listening to it, and I don't think it was a surprise that people would love it? I guess I would be annoyed if people were posting full lyrics uncut, but that's just because I'd hate scrolling.

ANYWAYS. Who's going to FOB on the 16th? I think [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek is getting my ticket? IDK, SHENANIGANS.

I did the holiday love meme. My thread is here. <3333
drunktuesdays: (Default)
Things I Want: A List

--Disgustingly domestically shmoopy Pete/Ashlee curtain!fic with sonograms, and cribs, and the epic DO WE BUY PACIFIERS??? debates, and hot ass pregnancy sex because I have a fetish now, thanks Pete Wentz.

--Hushies long fic. Greta's first time, really. WITH BOB. And like, she's known him forever, since seventh freaking grade, and they're not together together, but it has to be him. It's not going to be anyone else. And Bob's just like "OH GODDDDDDDD" and ends up more nervous than she is, and it's not even his first time. And time passes, and they get signed, and they date other people, but sometimes its just like that, because it's them

--Dirty Andy/Matt porn. I had more I was going to say here, but I typoed Dirty/Andy/Matt porn and laughed so hard I had to take a break. DIRTY/ANDY/MATT OT3

--I was reading Lindsay Lohan's blog this morning (Shut up, she is so cute and articulate and stable now!) and she mentions going out with a friend named Patrick. Um, I'd read it.

--Travis/Matt high school. Like, driving around after graduation, talking about getting out and growing up, and how one of them really needs to be blowing the other one right now.

--Kanye/Fiddy. [livejournal.com profile] at_the_rhymer seems really promising. *hopes and hopes*

--Peeeeeeete/Paaaaaaatrick
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Things I Want: A List

--Disgustingly domestically shmoopy Pete/Ashlee curtain!fic with sonograms, and cribs, and the epic DO WE BUY PACIFIERS??? debates, and hot ass pregnancy sex because I have a fetish now, thanks Pete Wentz.

--Hushies long fic. Greta's first time, really. WITH BOB. And like, she's known him forever, since seventh freaking grade, and they're not together together, but it has to be him. It's not going to be anyone else. And Bob's just like "OH GODDDDDDDD" and ends up more nervous than she is, and it's not even his first time. And time passes, and they get signed, and they date other people, but sometimes its just like that, because it's them

--Dirty Andy/Matt porn. I had more I was going to say here, but I typoed Dirty/Andy/Matt porn and laughed so hard I had to take a break. DIRTY/ANDY/MATT OT3

--I was reading Lindsay Lohan's blog this morning (Shut up, she is so cute and articulate and stable now!) and she mentions going out with a friend named Patrick. Um, I'd read it.

--Travis/Matt high school. Like, driving around after graduation, talking about getting out and growing up, and how one of them really needs to be blowing the other one right now.

--Kanye/Fiddy. [livejournal.com profile] at_the_rhymer seems really promising. *hopes and hopes*

--Peeeeeeete/Paaaaaaatrick
drunktuesdays: ([QWENTZ]  Dance party!)
Oh my goodness, I was such a grownup today. I negotiated for a pay raise with the threat of a job I wasn't going to take. BAD FREAKING ASS.

However, I seriously almost killed my cat last night. I put a bio-spot flea collar on her, and I really think it was poisoning her. She was twitching, and jumpy, and looking paranoid and just...wrong. So then I traumatized her more and took it off and washed her down. She seems okay now. :(

I still don't have my laptop. I'm hoping it comes soon, because I am really failing at keeping up with the internets. I've flist trimmed a little in the past few weeks, but really the cure is just getting back to being online, on my own computer, regularly. :(

THINGS I HAVE CAUGHT:

-Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog ♥NPH♥ I'm not a Joss!wife, to the dismay of a lot of people. I'm not down with too much fantasy/futuristic stuff, but goddamn did I love that. FAILBOTS ARE MY FAAAAVORITE

-Every one of Pete's recent blogs. Whatever, I love that dude a lot, and I wish he would sign that kid, I'm not even going to lie.

-This poem posted at [livejournal.com profile] greatpoets: cut for length )

♥♥&hearts for you guys for sticking with me through this laptopless tiiiiiime. I MISS YOUUU.
drunktuesdays: ([QWENTZ]  Dance party!)
Oh my goodness, I was such a grownup today. I negotiated for a pay raise with the threat of a job I wasn't going to take. BAD FREAKING ASS.

However, I seriously almost killed my cat last night. I put a bio-spot flea collar on her, and I really think it was poisoning her. She was twitching, and jumpy, and looking paranoid and just...wrong. So then I traumatized her more and took it off and washed her down. She seems okay now. :(

I still don't have my laptop. I'm hoping it comes soon, because I am really failing at keeping up with the internets. I've flist trimmed a little in the past few weeks, but really the cure is just getting back to being online, on my own computer, regularly. :(

THINGS I HAVE CAUGHT:

-Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog ♥NPH♥ I'm not a Joss!wife, to the dismay of a lot of people. I'm not down with too much fantasy/futuristic stuff, but goddamn did I love that. FAILBOTS ARE MY FAAAAVORITE

-Every one of Pete's recent blogs. Whatever, I love that dude a lot, and I wish he would sign that kid, I'm not even going to lie.

-This poem posted at [livejournal.com profile] greatpoets: cut for length )

♥♥&hearts for you guys for sticking with me through this laptopless tiiiiiime. I MISS YOUUU.
drunktuesdays: ([GEN] Summer tent)
HEYYYYYYY So I did that love meme [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted is doing, and my thread is here. I'm kind of really glad she did it, because I was thinking about doing that "comment and i'll tell you why i love you" meme, but like, I am terrible at being mushy when people can SEE me. GUYS, I LOVE YOU CREEPILY, I DO.

Remember that time I was going to make a filter for loving badfic? I never did it, because I'm lame, but I'm totally going to own my love for this one publicly. Seriously, I read it once a day or so, and give dramatic readings of it whenever the opportunity arises. SQUISHY BALL OF LOVE.

ALSO: I never did tell you what my subject line was for last post, but you know what I want with all my heart? A Gerard/Bert vid set to "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie. ;___; someone make it haaaaappen.
drunktuesdays: ([GEN] Summer tent)
HEYYYYYYY So I did that love meme [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted is doing, and my thread is here. I'm kind of really glad she did it, because I was thinking about doing that "comment and i'll tell you why i love you" meme, but like, I am terrible at being mushy when people can SEE me. GUYS, I LOVE YOU CREEPILY, I DO.

Remember that time I was going to make a filter for loving badfic? I never did it, because I'm lame, but I'm totally going to own my love for this one publicly. Seriously, I read it once a day or so, and give dramatic readings of it whenever the opportunity arises. SQUISHY BALL OF LOVE.

ALSO: I never did tell you what my subject line was for last post, but you know what I want with all my heart? A Gerard/Bert vid set to "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie. ;___; someone make it haaaaappen.
drunktuesdays: ([QWENTZ] DOCTOR BABYMAKER)
[Poll #1204088]
this poll is entirely brought to you by the glee of having a box of popsicles, and also intense boredom.   I'm not even going to lie, I'm reading an epic Harry Potter badfic.  Harry's communing with Fawkes!

I have been laughing at this for so long, I don't even know.  THEY DON'T EVEN FIT.
drunktuesdays: ([QWENTZ] DOCTOR BABYMAKER)
[Poll #1204088]
this poll is entirely brought to you by the glee of having a box of popsicles, and also intense boredom.   I'm not even going to lie, I'm reading an epic Harry Potter badfic.  Harry's communing with Fawkes!

I have been laughing at this for so long, I don't even know.  THEY DON'T EVEN FIT.
drunktuesdays: (Default)
Hello! It is SIX IN THE MORNING, and I am AWAKE! What the shit is this, I ask you? Oh right, I thought it would be smart to get a plane at ASS O'CLOCK in the morning. There is a dude next to me, who seems ridic interested in the things I am doing. I kind of want to open a site on tie selection, so his nosiness can be educational. BUDDY, THAT TIE IS HORRENDOUS. I'm imagining it's last year's father's day present or birthday or whatever, and he is wearing it to be pleasing. Sir! Do what my father does, and put it on ten minutes before you're in sight of whoever gave it to you!

Anyways. So funny story, I am keeper of [livejournal.com profile] marksykins's HCT ticket, because obviously everyone had a case of the stupids. And I'm on my way to the airport, ten minutes from it, when I realize this true fact. My brainvoice (which is Rachel) went "OHHHHHHHH FAILMACHINE" but never fear Livejournal! Because I had not actually unpacked from the week of doom, and so the ticket was in a pocket, in a pair of jeans in my trunk! SEE BRAINVOICERACHEL? I was actually thinking ahead when I didn't clean out my car!

TAKE THAT. Is anyone else getting spambot comments lately? Those don't bother me so much (except yes they do because "Hahah....yeah" is kind of offputting) but I really could do without getting messages that say "Are you okay?" D:

Anyways, I'm bored at the airport, and if you are similarly bored, you should talk to me and keep me company! Otherwise I'm going to actually show this man what I do on my laptop and he is going to REGRET LOOKING.

PS: I HAVE A NEW DEFAULT, IT WARMS MY SOUL
drunktuesdays: (Default)
Hello! It is SIX IN THE MORNING, and I am AWAKE! What the shit is this, I ask you? Oh right, I thought it would be smart to get a plane at ASS O'CLOCK in the morning. There is a dude next to me, who seems ridic interested in the things I am doing. I kind of want to open a site on tie selection, so his nosiness can be educational. BUDDY, THAT TIE IS HORRENDOUS. I'm imagining it's last year's father's day present or birthday or whatever, and he is wearing it to be pleasing. Sir! Do what my father does, and put it on ten minutes before you're in sight of whoever gave it to you!

Anyways. So funny story, I am keeper of [livejournal.com profile] marksykins's HCT ticket, because obviously everyone had a case of the stupids. And I'm on my way to the airport, ten minutes from it, when I realize this true fact. My brainvoice (which is Rachel) went "OHHHHHHHH FAILMACHINE" but never fear Livejournal! Because I had not actually unpacked from the week of doom, and so the ticket was in a pocket, in a pair of jeans in my trunk! SEE BRAINVOICERACHEL? I was actually thinking ahead when I didn't clean out my car!

TAKE THAT. Is anyone else getting spambot comments lately? Those don't bother me so much (except yes they do because "Hahah....yeah" is kind of offputting) but I really could do without getting messages that say "Are you okay?" D:

Anyways, I'm bored at the airport, and if you are similarly bored, you should talk to me and keep me company! Otherwise I'm going to actually show this man what I do on my laptop and he is going to REGRET LOOKING.

PS: I HAVE A NEW DEFAULT, IT WARMS MY SOUL

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