drunktuesdays: ([GEN] somedays all i do is watch the sky)
Here is some secret trufax: I am a judgey person. No, seriously this is a secret: I am totally judgey, and if you post an entry that is full of typos that don't even make sense considering the position of the keys I will not assume you are drunk, I will assume you want the internet to applaud you for being drunk, which I often will do because I'm often drunk.

Here's some more trufax: if you attend a garden party at two pm and pull out margs at three, and remember it is free slurpee day by five, and start mixing drinks with MELTED SLURPES BY SIX, you will be home talking to livejournal by 10:54. This is sad. I don't even know. My best friend said, "Well I should be getting home to check on the baby," at like seven and I felt it was my PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY to garden party harder for her since she was apparently my parents tonight.

I don't even want to go on instant messanger right now because I know everyone is at Hannah's, and I'm completely butthurt that Hannah is hosting a party I cannot attend. I miss you, Hannah. I had zifendel tonight and thought about skipping the glass/middleman but DID NOT BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT HERE AND I AM NOT THERE.

uh, warning: i am actually SUPER drunk. The kind of drunk where I have been drunk for like SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT and I will probably regret this tomorrow but let's do a meme or whatever. Ask me questions, c/s/m, whatever whatever TRUTH OR DARE MOTHERFUCKERS I AM HON SOME FUCKING VERITASERUM
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Thing of Importance Numero Uno: I just got a google alert that says "Cobra Starship rocks the cock".

2: lea: marie
lea: somewhere along the line i became a person who comes home high and watchs everwood

3. i am officially done with this semesterrrrrr. i'm going to hold hannah and [livejournal.com profile] impertinence in my arms in two days. i am pretty excited.

4. BUT SERIOUSLY. When we finally do change, I don't think it happens like an earthquake or an explosion, where all of a sudden we're like this different person. I think it's smaller than that. The kind of thing most people wouldn't even notice unless they looked at us really close. Which, thank God, they never do. But you notice it. Inside you that change feels like a world of difference. And you hope this is it. This is the person you get to be forever... that you'll never have to change again. i miss the wb real bad

5. you guys know anon commenting is always on and ip logging is always off, yeah? ♥
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] ashlee's a drunky)
Hahaha oh god please let me get this coding right.[Poll #1317723][Poll #1317723] FOLLOW UP: FINGER WIGGLING IS A COMEON, N/N/MFN?

tonight i celebrated the end of finals with tequila shots. I am simultaneously sorry and NOT. I love [livejournal.com profile] go_gentle
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] ashlee's a drunky)
Hahaha oh god please let me get this coding right.[Poll #1317723][Poll #1317723] FOLLOW UP: FINGER WIGGLING IS A COMEON, N/N/MFN?

tonight i celebrated the end of finals with tequila shots. I am simultaneously sorry and NOT. I love [livejournal.com profile] go_gentle

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