drunktuesdays: ([M] light through a kaleidoscope)
You ever have moments where you're like "I think this is too stupid to post to LJ" but then you do it anyways because you're actually shocked by the depths of your stupidity?

One of the members at my gym owns a carwash, and he gave me a token for a free one for Christmas. I had to waste time yesterday, so I figured I'd use it even though we're expecting more snow tomorrow. (I KNOW, HOLD ON, IT GETS DUMBER.) So I went through the automatic carwash, got all the salt and ick off, made Esteban look GORGEOUS. I was pleased!

Today I start my car for work. Everything's fine, everything is golden. Pull up to Dunkin Donuts, lock my door, head in for delicious caffeinated beverages. I come out, balancing my tray full of coffees, and...the key won't turn in the lock.

Fine. I go around to the other side, unlock that door, and reach across the seat to unlock the driver's side. I CANNOT PULL THE LITTLE TAB UP.

FINE. I CRAWL ACROSS THE FUCKING CONSOLE WITH MY TRAY OF COFFEE. Reach back, try to close the passenger door. It won't close. Now I HAVE to lock it in order to drive the car without it swinging open.

I FINALLY ARRIVE AT WORK. CANNOT OPEN ANY OF THE DOORS. HAVE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, COFFEE STILL IN HAND.

i need someone to follow me around and tell me things like not to go to carwashes when it is 13° out, because APPARENTLY that causes problems. /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
drunktuesdays: ([M] light through a kaleidoscope)
You ever have moments where you're like "I think this is too stupid to post to LJ" but then you do it anyways because you're actually shocked by the depths of your stupidity?

One of the members at my gym owns a carwash, and he gave me a token for a free one for Christmas. I had to waste time yesterday, so I figured I'd use it even though we're expecting more snow tomorrow. (I KNOW, HOLD ON, IT GETS DUMBER.) So I went through the automatic carwash, got all the salt and ick off, made Esteban look GORGEOUS. I was pleased!

Today I start my car for work. Everything's fine, everything is golden. Pull up to Dunkin Donuts, lock my door, head in for delicious caffeinated beverages. I come out, balancing my tray full of coffees, and...the key won't turn in the lock.

Fine. I go around to the other side, unlock that door, and reach across the seat to unlock the driver's side. I CANNOT PULL THE LITTLE TAB UP.

FINE. I CRAWL ACROSS THE FUCKING CONSOLE WITH MY TRAY OF COFFEE. Reach back, try to close the passenger door. It won't close. Now I HAVE to lock it in order to drive the car without it swinging open.

I FINALLY ARRIVE AT WORK. CANNOT OPEN ANY OF THE DOORS. HAVE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, COFFEE STILL IN HAND.

i need someone to follow me around and tell me things like not to go to carwashes when it is 13° out, because APPARENTLY that causes problems. /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
drunktuesdays: ([FG] give a damn bout my reputation)
In a follow up to last entry:

In the past week, I have lost my debit card, broken my laptop, and lost my phone.

I am not even lying. These were THREE SEPARATE INCIDENTS.

;___________________________________________;


PEE ESS preemptively, is anyone interested in my hush sound ticket? I haven't decided not to go yet, but if someone wants it, it would make the decision for me. that was a lie.
drunktuesdays: ([FG] give a damn bout my reputation)
In a follow up to last entry:

In the past week, I have lost my debit card, broken my laptop, and lost my phone.

I am not even lying. These were THREE SEPARATE INCIDENTS.

;___________________________________________;


PEE ESS preemptively, is anyone interested in my hush sound ticket? I haven't decided not to go yet, but if someone wants it, it would make the decision for me. that was a lie.
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] my band my band my band)
Guys, okay, I was debating telling this story, because it's really BEYOND LAME but I need to whiiiine.  My friends are FINALLY coming home from the parts of the world they've been scattered, and last night I went out and was walking through the woods, and we came out on a road with a freaking three foot high guardrail, and someone said I couldn't jump it, and it was totally an affront to my honor, right? 

BEING HIGH AS A KITE, I DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO JUMP.   I just ran at it, full speed, and bounced off.   :(  :( :(  Now I have a gigantor bruise on my stomach, and it is not on at all. 

I don't have anything else to say, I just wanted to whine.  YOU FEEL SO BAD FOR ME, RIGHT?
drunktuesdays: ([FOB] my band my band my band)
Guys, okay, I was debating telling this story, because it's really BEYOND LAME but I need to whiiiine.  My friends are FINALLY coming home from the parts of the world they've been scattered, and last night I went out and was walking through the woods, and we came out on a road with a freaking three foot high guardrail, and someone said I couldn't jump it, and it was totally an affront to my honor, right? 

BEING HIGH AS A KITE, I DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO JUMP.   I just ran at it, full speed, and bounced off.   :(  :( :(  Now I have a gigantor bruise on my stomach, and it is not on at all. 

I don't have anything else to say, I just wanted to whine.  YOU FEEL SO BAD FOR ME, RIGHT?

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