light em up

Feb. 4th, 2013 07:08 pm
drunktuesdays: ([THS] gone gone gone)
I SCREAMED SO LOUDLY THIS MORNING THAT A FARMER 900 MILES AWAY STRAIGHTENED UP IN HIS FIELD AND WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK?" DON'T CARE. DON'T CARE. FALL OUT BOY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Between Girl Meets World, the trailer for Fast Six, and being able to write FALL OUT BOY SHOW on my fucking calendar, I'm having a spectacular year. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. In this moment, I am infinite. MYYY TONGUE STILL FEELS LIKE IT IS TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH AND MY ELBOW IS NUMB. I'M GONNA SEE PETE WENTZ AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO IF YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW VIN DIESEL DROVE A CAR OUT OF AN EXPLODING PLANE IN THE FAST SIX TRAILER, PLEASE DO SO.
drunktuesdays: ([GEN] ROOOOOTARY)
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WHERE YOU PRETEND TO LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT THINGS I'VE READ LATELY?

Bingo I'm hyperventilating about this on the regular. ON. THE. REGULAR. It just goes down a list of things I love in Teen Wolf stories and checks them off. DO U LOVE DEREK PAIN? GET ON THIS STORY. Witches made them do it, Derek's family flashbacks, dirty talk, MPREG ENDING BYE

Love, Like a Sentence of Death I recc'd this story to [livejournal.com profile] shiningartifact by begging her to come bail me out of jail for driving my car into a bank because I was crying while masturbating so hard. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING FURTHER

Dream-walker Short and sweet. I don't know why I love it so much but I do. Stiles dreamwalks into Derek's subconscious and tidies the hell up.

By Any Other Name Let's be real as fuck, I subscribe hard to anything Entanglednow posts but like, this one killed it for me. Is it wrong that my fav part was when Derek was described as AGGRESSIVELY SPOONING STILES. Don't you feel like there is NO OTHER PHRASE more important to understanding Derek Hale than AGGRESSIVE SPOONING? Get out of my life if you disagree.

Red Against The Snow I have no defense for liking this. I did though. Huddling for warmth, bedsharing, trapped in a cabin during a snowstorm when Derek's in heat. BYE.

Making Love Out Of Nothing At All Y'all are damn lucky I didn't scream your faces off about this when it first was being posted because it was intensely agonizing for me. Circumstances keep making them do it and Stiles is like WHY AM I YOUR WHOOOOOOOORE and it was like I was mbating with a lemon treated cheese grater but I still liked it. I STILL LIKED IT. Finally she did a happy ending though, so let's all give thanks that the agony is resolved.

Unmovable and Unstoppable Ugh I loved this. Witty and bantery as hell.

tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie you should read this beauty and the beast au for MANY REASONS but mostly for the moment when Derek The Wheelbarrow turns his back on Stiles in a huff and Stiles is delighted because Derek is carrying a load of baby pumpkins so the entire effect is ruined. KILL ME.

Never Ever is my favorite part of this insane Taylor Swift songfic when Derek draws Stiles an mspaint picture of a wolf and then gets butthurt that Stiles doesn't appreciate it? Or is my favorite part that Derek sleeps on a nest of straw? OR IS MY FAVORITE PART THIS: "Stiles, listen, I'm really trying to work on…feelings," he said the word as a normal person might say "feces." SINCERELY DON'T KNOW.

ALSO I DIDN'T REC ANYTHING WITH LACTATION OR GRAPHIC MPREG BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST INTO DETAILING WHAT IT DID FOR ME, BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M WICKED PLEASED WITH THE GLUT OF IT LATELY. THANKS TEEN WOLF FANDOM, YOU'RE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
[livejournal.com profile] tw_fallharvest reveals were yesterday! Thanks again to Unavee for my beautiful gift!

And for my own records, here was my story:

We Are Tangled
5700 words, rated T
no archive warnings apply, email me if you have any questions
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek as per usual, and INVALUABLE cheerleading from [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted

"You should possibly consider calling your pack. I think they think you're dead."

"I would," Derek said, frustrated. "Except you're the only one who can hear or see me."

Read it on the archive

two things

Nov. 23rd, 2012 10:09 am
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
1. My [livejournal.com profile] tw_fallharvest story was FLIPPING FANTASTIC. It's everything I love love love love --Derek POV, soulbonds, fixing everything that hurts, ERICA BEING THE BEST.

It's called This Plan Will Work and I absolutely adored it. THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

2. I know it's a holiday weekend but does anyone have time to do a quick turnaround beta? It's not a long story, but I need it back by early tomorrow at the latest. PLEASE AND THANK YOU. NEVERMIND, GOT IT.
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
anything, anything
derek/stiles
5200 words, explicit
set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna. Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating.

read it on the archive
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT [livejournal.com profile] philosiraptors DREW ME?

DID YOU?

GO LOOK, I'LL WAIT.

I had to go take a victory lap when I saw it because it's ALL MY DREAMS. I have been wanting Derek+babies since FOREVER and B-Rex is a beautiful boat of dreams.

UNFORT IT'S RAMPED UP MY BABY FIXATION LIKE CRAZY. Y'all know all those fics where Stiles finds a baby and takes care of it and everyone's mega aroused? I LOVE THOSE FICS.

But now I desperately need fic where they find a baby and Derek takes it home and everyone's like PROBS THAT BABY IS GOING TO EAT A LIVE WIRE!! But Derek is actually a great caretaker because babies' needs are simple as hell and Derek don't have a job or outside interests so it's not like he can't be up all night with a baby.

I'm obsessed with there being fic written exactly to the drawing where Derek takes the baby to the park in his sling (BECAUSE STROLLERS ARE BULLSHIT. WHO PUTS A BABY IN THE VULNERABLE POSITION OUT IN FRONT? DEREK WILL BE STRAPPING HIS BABY TO HIS CHEST WHERE HE CAN BE EASILY PROTECTING IT YO) and gazes pensively out over the water and is like, "life is pain, sweetheart, and anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something," and the baby is like, relentlessly cheerful and is like COO. I LOVE DUCKS. I LOVE MY HANDS. I LOVE BEING OUTSIDE and Derek is helplessly charmed. HE TRIES SO HARD TO EXPLAIN PAIN AND MISERY AND LOWER HIS CHILD'S EXPECTATIONS BUT THEY SHAN'T BE LOWERED.

UGH I WANT SO MUCH DAD DEREK FIC NOW. THANKS B-REX, YOU JERK.
drunktuesdays: ([TW] young suffering mother wizard)
Y'ALL FOR LIKE ELEVEN YEARS, [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove HAS BEEN ASKING ME STRANGE QUESTIONS THAT I ONLY KNEW RELATED TO THE DARRY O'BRYLES FIC SHE WAS WRITING ME. IT WENT ON SOOOOOO LOOOOOONG THAT I STARTED TO THINK THAT MAYBE SHE WAS ELABORATELY PRANKING ME AND THAT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. BUT IT DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to go read it. RIGHT NOW, YOU DONUT. If you don't know what Darry O'Bryles is, it's Dylan O'Brien from Teen Wolf flurting with Harry Styles from One Direction and it's literally all I wanted for everrrrrrrrr.

But even if you don't care about Harry Styles, you should still read this, because Brenna's DOB is flawless. He's a beautiful painting who has a hilarious friendship with Tyler Posey and the rest of the cast. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART:

"Sweetie, you're gorgeous," Holland says. She reaches over and starts pinching various parts of his face. "Look how rosy your cheeks are! And you have the most perfect little button nose."

"Just what every person wants in a man," Dylan mutters. "You're making me sound like I look like a Christmas elf."

"You're fucking hot," Posey says. "You have fuckable lips and a bangin' beach body. Look at your fuckin', like, gun show. Flex for me." Posey manipulates Dylan's arm into flexing. "Damn. Can I get tickets to that? I wanna do you. I'd do you in a second. I'd do you in less than a second. I'll do you right now."

"Don't do me right now," Dylan says, shaking Posey off his arm.

"How many people have you said that speech to, Posey?" Holland says.

"A few," Posey says. He looks into Dylan's eyes. "But this time I mean it."


GO READ IT AND COME BACK TO ME, GODDAMNNIT!
drunktuesdays: ([TW] co-captain of the internet team der)
UGH SO SOMETIMES [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna EMAILS ME WITH RIDICULOUS THINGS LIKE "I'm sexually attracted to Stiles laughing and licking his lips and glancing up through his eyelashes and a stranger-danger alpha leering and saying "god you're such a cocktease" and everyone being like ????!!!!!!??! and we the reader being like, but KIND OF, THOUGH."

and then I wrote her that fic because I am nothing if not easy for Hannah.

all you're giving me is friction
derek/stiles,
4700 words, mature
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek
read it on the archive
drunktuesdays: ([PARKS] i kind of hate most things)
Are posting chatlogs in 2012 still cool? Do the kids still do that? Because this is the first time [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna and I have shared the same fevered passion for a fandom we are both in at the same time since BANDOM so naturally all we do is email each other about our ids, and sometimes we end up plotting out stories about mpreg and pining. tell me you're surprised. )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] CARE FREE MOFO)
GODDAMN I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE IN A CRAZY ACTIVE FANDOM! THERE IS SO MUCH CANON! I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THE FIC!

LET'S DO THIS.

Things I saw that I liked: fourth edition or more accurately, Ziall I Ziall that I Zialled: Zayn and Niall edition )
drunktuesdays: ([COMM] i will NEVER DIE)
Remember the great bandom polls of like 2008 where everyone was crazed over who had the better smile (Pete), or butt (Brendon) or whatever? THIS IS LIKE THAT.



So clearly Liam and Zayn through their butts or through adoption are bouts to have a little baby named Taylor that they raise together and everything is beautiful. Brenna, Bridget, Natalie, Molly and I were having a great time imagining Zayn changing his last name to Payne and Liam building a treehouse. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

[Poll #1850460]
drunktuesdays: ([1D] CARE FREE MOFO)
When I join a fandom, I do that thing where I zero in so completely on one person and once I have gorged myself on them, then I can turn my attentions elsewhere. It's not like I'm done with Louis, because hello, def not, but I am so into Niall lately. )

Other bits and things! [livejournal.com profile] estrella30 wrote me shotgunning fic which AHHHH YAAAAAAY. I loveee shotgunning and Harry being even more malleable and touchy. [livejournal.com profile] riadsala and I started a Harry/Liam stoned fic but I got distracted by work and never replied because I'm a nightmare. Luckily Nan was ON IT and deeeelivered. I love her.

Okay, also can I be real bitchy for a minute? Someone posted a fic last week that pretty much rips off a bunch of jokes from my sex bet story. It's not the same exact plot but the jokes are def laid out in the same manner as mine, and every time I see it rec'd I just get annoyed again. And it's doubly terrible because I liked her other fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH.

Today I got a comment on another story from someone named Anthony who had this to say )

OTHER THINGS I SAW THAT I LIKED: )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] young and wild and free)
The World's Not Waiting
Harry/Louis (One Direction)
5800 words, explicit
beta by [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek and [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes
no common warnings apply, contains an OC
also on ao3

Do you think Harry’s being slowly seduced by a con man in ugly khakis? )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] CARE FREE MOFO)

Bridget linked me to this three times in one chat session and now I can't close any of them because I've fully lost my mind. Remember when I was sensible about fandom mostly for the past couple years? Over. OVER. I'm a mess. My life is a mess. All I do is surf tumblr and shriek at anyone who will listen about my super intense feelings about literally the dumbest boyband in the universe

more things I saw that I liked since the last time )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] necessary koalifications)
long nights, hard times
harry/louis (one direction)
rated r, 4039 words
no major warnings apply
on the archive
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes and [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek. Big ups to [livejournal.com profile] llassah for consulting assistance.

He didn't offer further explanation, because 'I'm in a no-sex bet' would probably cause more questions than it would answer. )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] necessary koalifications)
Yo, did you know what picture started this One Direction problem?



and how [livejournal.com profile] makesomelove was like Louis is my absolute favorite. Nobody else likes him, he’s gay as Christmas, and just look at him. Laying back side-saddle on this boat with a glass of champagne in his hand and covering his feet with a towel because they got cold.

I immediately emailed [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna and was like "sooo...what do you think about one direction?" and she was like "CAN'T TELL THE TWO HALVES OF THE MAIN SHIP APART" and I was like ME TOO. I think twelve hours later I was shrieking hysterically at [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek about how my life was going down the toilet because I can't teach myself to say Louie not Lewis.

Anyways, this is a collection of things that I have liked, sent capslocked emails about or had to open a window to deal with.

onward )

question

May. 10th, 2012 07:07 am
drunktuesdays: ([1D] you make my heart race)
Hey, so is there anyone on my flist who would have the knowledge and time to answer emails like, "DO BRITISH BOYS CALL EACH OTHER HOBAGS?" I don't need a beta, really, just someone to bounce slang questions off of. Which is SURPRISINGLY hard to google. How does Wikipedia not have a page devoted to my needs here?

TO MAKE THIS POST WORTH EVERYONE ELSE'S WHILE: this post made me actually crack up because it was exactly my experience. JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE WEARING BLAZERS. Oh noooooo I'm gonna sing that song. D:

HAPPY ALMOST WEEKEND, BUBS.
drunktuesdays: ([1D] you are the song)
hello sunshine
Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson (One Direction)
Rated PG-13, 3306 words
beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes
No major warnings apply, feel free to email me about the content.
also posted at AO3

This was a joke I started as an email to [livejournal.com profile] stealstheashes after she said the best way to knock [livejournal.com profile] sodamnquirky into a new fandom was a Harry Potter AU. Here you go, Marly. LOL?

If you don't know who these people are, apparently I'm in popslash now and here's a primer.

Harry Styles met Louis Tomlinson on the train to Hogwarts when he was eleven years and two days old. )
drunktuesdays: ([1D] HARRY <3S LOUIS)
CAN'T DEAL WITH IT

I AM INFURIATED THAT I AM NOT READING A BILLION HIGHLY EXPLICIT PORNFICS ABOUT THEM. Like, are you kidding? What a problem for me. Guess I'll have to go back to watching the way he curls his knee in. TRAGEDY.

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